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android york's avatar

Does anybody else look at Schlapp and see Michel Bachman's husband? There is a look.

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β€œWhere Globalism Goes To Die” sounds like the theme of a Flat-Earther convention. Which would be populated by slightly smarter - and far more likeable - nutjobs.

DemoCat's avatar

The Schlapps deserve each other. Gross.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

at this point we might as well replace the word conservative with sex pervert

DemoCat's avatar

Vivek Ramaswamy, Jim Jordan, JD Vance, Elise Stefanik, Ken Paxton, Steve Bannon…

How in the world do these people stand each other? The body odor alone must be intolerable, and that’s before anyone speaks and starts sharing their horrific views.

DemoCat's avatar

β€œCarlton Huffman, a mid-level staffer with Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign…”

Herschel Walker’s campaign had levels?

Enter Ranting's avatar

Basement, sub-basement, and debasement.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Pummel in the junkle."

Just mainline that shit straight into me.

42tontom's avatar

In a way, Schlapp has been Santorumed.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

β€œβ€¦former UK Prime Minister Liz Truss …” Was the lettuce unavailable?

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Hey, what does (((Globalism))) mean?

John Thorstensen's avatar

It's a complicated code. "Globalist" sometimes used by (real) anti-Semites as a code for "Jewish", and the triple parentheses are, somehow, an ironic way of signaling that the writer is using the word in this sense, but ironically.

I try.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

Thanks, although I was reminding people what when these motherfuckers say "Globalists" thy mean "Jews"

John Thorstensen's avatar

Ah, thanks. I thought you were asking an actual question!

tehbaddr's avatar

Schlapp, the sound of one hand pummeling another man's junk!

Innocent Bystander's avatar

Herschel Walker’s Senate campaign

Oh, yeah. That. Does Herschel know it's over...?

Chuck Dickens's avatar

Funny how miss Lindsay and Tubby were fucking in love with him for three months and haven’t mentioned him since.

Greg's avatar

"Somewhere in this process, the Schlapps went on Newsmax to awkwardly coo about their sch-picy marriage, gag."

https://bloomcounty.fandom.com/wiki/Bill_the_Cat?file=Bill.jpg

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Bill the Cat was just so Bill the Cat.

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is this thing still at the Gaylord in National Harbor? Because they ooze across the river to my town, ick ick ick.

zb23's avatar

"Mr. Doe had a Sig Sauer handgun holstered" / "encouraged Mr. Doe to have more drinks"

"more" being an important word there.

maybe things have changed significantly but back when you actually had to take a multi-day class and hit targets consistently and get a background check and fingerprints to get a concealed carry permit... it was made quite clear that your permit is meaningless if you are drinking. you are no longer legally allowed to be carrying a gun while under *any* influence (as in... not just the level that'd get you a DUI). couldn't carry in a bar either (and Manuel's Tavern sounds like a bar).

i guess now any drunk yahoo can carry concealed?

Dshwa's avatar

It was Georgia, so likely yes. Gun humpers have been yelling about gun bans in bars being unconstitutional for a while now.

John Thorstensen's avatar

And with good reason! What could go wrong?

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Nothing like a salacious lawsuit involving "moral values" Republican conservatives to give me a hearty laugh.

Will this go to court or Penthouse "Forum?"

John Thorstensen's avatar

It's not nearly sexy enough for that "Forum".

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

It's fiction....you have to work on it.

Add the trampoline, the donkey, the cocaine, the bottles of Scotch....