If you're having a party to advocate keeping the gays second-class citizens as long as possible and holding it in the very best swampy heat that Washington, DC has to offer, there are many things you need to ask yourself. In addition to questioning any number of your life choices, you must decide what to wear! And so Wonkette proudly presents the Sweaty Fundamentalist Summer Collection.
What does John 3:16 have to do with it? It doesn't say "Whosoever is straight and believes in Him," just "whosoever believes." That seems pretty much all-inclusive.
Needs moar snakes.
The flag kind and the handling kind not those who were there to make speeches.
What does John 3:16 have to do with it? It doesn't say "Whosoever is straight and believes in Him," just "whosoever believes." That seems pretty much all-inclusive.
A billion dollars' worth of Apple's image-making advertising just got flushed down the toilet.
Yeesh! All that sweaty makes me almost think that gay-bashing is more trouble than it's worth.
This is a question?
It ain't no Key West Fantasyfest Parade.
What if Hell is having to dress as a Lubavitcher while living In Miami Beach your entire life? How much hotter could it be?
WalMart, behold thy people.
I would have gone with Carson Kressley, but qwatever, man.