Tetchy little pissant, ain't he? All right you heathens, you'd just better stop making fun of Jim Bakker and his nigh inedible End Times Survival Food Buckets, because ol' Jim has been conferring with the Almighty, and the two of them are SICK AND TIRED of your
Y'know, if we as a species could just get over the idea that there's some kind of magical sky daddy, we could probably get on with a lot more important things like fixing the planet and colonizing the stars... But I guess there's money to be made in fleecing the rubes, huh?
All of my long life I've heard the self-righteous folks sayin' "don't take the lord's name in vain ! . . . don't take the lord's name in vain !" which they always seem to define as some poor schlub screaming "J**** C*****" when he accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer. More recently, and way too late I've come to see that it's "all the grifters who claim to know him and speak for him..." that are those who "take the lord's nam in vain."
Y'know, if we as a species could just get over the idea that there's some kind of magical sky daddy, we could probably get on with a lot more important things like fixing the planet and colonizing the stars... But I guess there's money to be made in fleecing the rubes, huh?
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Wouldn't be wasting our time looking for giant wooden boats, evolution (and ONLY evolution) would be taught in schools, etc etc etc....
"It’s possible it was lost in that year’s destruction of Moonbase Alpha."
Wish there were a way to check, but now that Martin Landau is dead, we will have no idea.
Who could have possibly have seen that coming.
It's all in the family that way.
*Definitely* the wrong one of that couple died too soon. Tammy, we hardly knew ye!
in a mocking falsetto, "I warned you but you didn’t listen.”
not even your god likes you. go away and get raptured - quietly and out of sight.
His head looks like a fuzzy egg.
Don't get me going on The Death of Workmanship in modern life. It's a plague affecting all endeavors from bricklaying to presidenting.
To prom 😂😂😂
I can't believe I'm seeing a Moonbase Alpha reference. Awesome.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Is it for all time or simply a lark?Is it Granada I see or only Asbury park?Is it a fancy not worth thinking of?Or is it at long last love?
Is it an earthquake, or simply a shock?Is it the good turtle soup, or is it merely the mock?
All of my long life I've heard the self-righteous folks sayin' "don't take the lord's name in vain ! . . . don't take the lord's name in vain !" which they always seem to define as some poor schlub screaming "J**** C*****" when he accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer. More recently, and way too late I've come to see that it's "all the grifters who claim to know him and speak for him..." that are those who "take the lord's nam in vain."
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
Jim Bakker is completely and utterly irrelevant. Too bad they ever let him out of jail.