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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Y'know, if we as a species could just get over the idea that there's some kind of magical sky daddy, we could probably get on with a lot more important things like fixing the planet and colonizing the stars... But I guess there's money to be made in fleecing the rubes, huh?

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phoenix00's avatar

Wouldn't be wasting our time looking for giant wooden boats, evolution (and ONLY evolution) would be taught in schools, etc etc etc....

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WIDTAP's avatar

"It’s possible it was lost in that year’s destruction of Moonbase Alpha."

Wish there were a way to check, but now that Martin Landau is dead, we will have no idea.

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WIDTAP's avatar

Who could have possibly have seen that coming.

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LowenufcVT's avatar

It's all in the family that way.

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BadExampleMan's avatar

*Definitely* the wrong one of that couple died too soon. Tammy, we hardly knew ye!

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redblack's avatar

in a mocking falsetto, "I warned you but you didn’t listen.”

not even your god likes you. go away and get raptured - quietly and out of sight.

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Joe T.'s avatar

His head looks like a fuzzy egg.

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OppressedMass's avatar

Don't get me going on The Death of Workmanship in modern life. It's a plague affecting all endeavors from bricklaying to presidenting.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

To prom 😂😂😂

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VinnyBB's avatar

I can't believe I'm seeing a Moonbase Alpha reference. Awesome.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

Is it for all time or simply a lark?Is it Granada I see or only Asbury park?Is it a fancy not worth thinking of?Or is it at long last love?

Is it an earthquake, or simply a shock?Is it the good turtle soup, or is it merely the mock?

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

All of my long life I've heard the self-righteous folks sayin' "don't take the lord's name in vain ! . . . don't take the lord's name in vain !" which they always seem to define as some poor schlub screaming "J**** C*****" when he accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer. More recently, and way too late I've come to see that it's "all the grifters who claim to know him and speak for him..." that are those who "take the lord's nam in vain."

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Paul Dietzel's avatar

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Jim Bakker is completely and utterly irrelevant. Too bad they ever let him out of jail.

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