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mailman27's avatar

The Duke of Squirrel could not be reached for comment.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Tell him he has to pick up the money at Mar-a-Lago, then change all the locks and security codes while he's gone.

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rtpoeman's avatar

She's going to take over for The Huckabeast?

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Kgprophet's avatar

Is this some kind of Game of Thrones spinoff?

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fuflans's avatar

ah this is my thanksgiving turkey prep morning.

cheers!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Don't you just love the raccoon look. It makes him look even more guilty.

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Buzz1313's avatar

Impeach Now!

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Buzz1313's avatar

They do this shit on purpose. There’s no reason for Stephanopoulos NOT to go after Trump unless he was told by his corporate overlords to go easy on him.

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phoenix00's avatar

I meet and talk to "foreign governments" every dayWHAR TRANSCRIPTS?

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

I think they got invaded by the Romans back in the day, and "L" is Roman for 50, so....

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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

One of my friend's sons works for Sen. Schumer. He swears they log every single call.

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Peter Witting's avatar

Nobody beats da Biz.

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"M"'s avatar

The Original Scaramucci was on television just today. I always thought he was some species of vampire.

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Leftflank's avatar

Vampire with attitude issues.

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DDB9000's avatar

That's a rarebit of information, that is!

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