Greetings, diseased offal of Western capitalism! It is I, Vladimir Putin, here again to make the speaking to your Wonkette! Is most grateful privilege that I speak at you about most important news in Russia this week. More important than invasion of Ukraine, even! And is not invasion. We were invited. Yes, this is true! Many Russians in Ukraine have much fear and Ukraine government make much trouble, so they ask mighty Russian troops for help. We will stay just until Russian people feel safe. Then leave. Pinky swear!
Ah, the internet is finally becoming a place of quiet dignity and civility. Next on the chopping block is <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/judge-orders-dad-stop-emailing-kids-caps-article-1.1783106" target="_blank">ALL CAPS</a>.
Blerg, I&#039;m too drunky right now for snarky witticisms (can I shorten that to snarkicisms?), but lemmie just go on the record as saying Gary Legum is the funniest writer on all of the Internets.
Also, Putin is one scary mofo. Are the RWNJs still fapping to him or is the infatuation over?
Ah, the internet is finally becoming a place of quiet dignity and civility. Next on the chopping block is <a href="http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/judge-orders-dad-stop-emailing-kids-caps-article-1.1783106" target="_blank">ALL CAPS</a>.
Does this mean we get an additional ration of vodka?
Somewhere, Bryan Fischer feels a strange tingling...
Amazing how a former KGB officer steals tens of billions of dollars, fixes elections to get himself elected, and now tries to rebuild a fallen empire.
Western politicians are so jealous.
Blerg, I&#039;m too drunky right now for snarky witticisms (can I shorten that to snarkicisms?), but lemmie just go on the record as saying Gary Legum is the funniest writer on all of the Internets.
Also, Putin is one scary mofo. Are the RWNJs still fapping to him or is the infatuation over?
your headline was better
that&#039;s because wonket comments don&#039;t exist in the wild, seeing as how...
Anna Chapman, also too...
it&#039;s just plausible deniability for all those MLP dolls
in all fairness, they&#039;re a bit busy shrieking &quot;BENGHAZI!!1!1!&quot; every 3 seconds
&quot;Boris, you are so wicked and nasty.&quot; &quot;Stop, stop. You make me blush.&quot;
you know, on a bad internet day (most every day) i think he has a point.