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But they were all graduates of the Ted Cruz School of Stand-up Comedy.

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Now that, sir, is a very fine turn of phrase. I think I'll steal it.

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Always wondered who the writers for 'Red Eye' were. Mystery solved.

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A masterpiece.

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"... they need to clean house..." Don't count on it because they fired 3 people AND MOVE ALONG NOW NOTHING ELSE TO SEE...

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Suspension? We'd just get fired and no unemployment. This is Texas. Any excuse not to pay you around here and being a low level racist is as good as any.

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Yeah seriously, I'm surprised he didn't follow that up, "yeah, yeah that's the ticket, that's the ticket"....fucking dildos.

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THIS is why black folks need to be organized to vote in local elections in Ferguson; given the large ratio of wingnut shit spewing from city hall I'm guessing the majority doesn't represent itself and that desperately needs to change. In fact, this may be the best reason I can think of to convince people who don't vote to vote- "not another Ferguson".

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Let's not stereotype bigots- they come from all walks of life! Good folks too.

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is that an unpaid suspension?

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Prolly just as well. Ew.

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So what do they do if you're a high-level racist?

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You're elected Governor...

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A now former Facebook friend (who happens to be a volunteer firefighter) posted the Reagan picture which showed up on my news feed. There were a couple of haha comments. I posted "Not funny" and got the reply that it was just a joke. After thinking about it, I did see the humor and shared this: You know what? You're right! I started laughing as soon as I remembered that Obama is president and Reagan is dead! Hahahaha! !!!! Why did he unfriend me?

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I think that bar has penetrated the crust and is in mantle territory by now.

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"Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name."

And a shit government.

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