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chascates's avatar

I bet they've discovered evidence that Obama is not of this Earth, that he is from another planet. That's a real game changer.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I thought the same thing! Just reading that, one couldn't tell if it was spewed by Carl Gallops (Off?) or Donald Chump.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

And WHITE! Don't forget how WHITE it is!

TundraGrifter's avatar

What's the over/under on the number of cats in Orly's house?

Not counting the dozen or more corpses in the freezer. Those crazy cat ladies always have frozen dead ones...

Jared James's avatar

I'd be worried about this universe-shattering news, on account of I live in a universe, but it's painfully obvious it's nowhere near the universe these nincompoops inhabit, so I say rock on.

Jared James's avatar

He wore a red shirt, for about six minutes and twenty-two seconds of screen time.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Orly Taitz will always land on her feet.</i>

Which can get messy since they're always in her mouth.

The Quirk's avatar

Ignoring crimes against Hispanics allows them lots and lots of free time.

The Quirk's avatar

Let me guess-- since Obama has been elected twice, studies reveal he is <i>no longer eligible</i> to run for a third term. It's somewhere in the Constitution.

Pookums's avatar

So, the tl;dr is "crazy begets crazy"?

Capt.Jim's avatar

So in other words Orly just bitch slapped ole Joe and the bunch from the Mystery Machine right into the middle of birther hell

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Trouble in paradise- looks like the circle jerk is running low on KY and everybody is getting rubbed a little raw

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

But is it bigger than Benghazi?

diogenez's avatar

I thought Sheriff Joe was busy saving old white people - where does he find the time?

bobbert's avatar

Lt. Zullo (if that's even his real name; note that it anagrams to "O Lulz") has forensically discovered Illuminati symbols of sex magi(c)k hidden in the pixels of the pdf of the birf certificate.