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I haven't seen the same bot twice, though.

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We got video outtakes of a film made about one of his submarines--it was black and white, silent footage of the crew relaxing and horsing around. This picture reminds me of him in that.

God, they were all so young and handsome!

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I don't know why, but I love the word "updoots" so much!

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Kitties need those sunbeams in order to recharge their zoomies batteries.

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So do I. I learned it here, and only use it here, but it perfectly describes the act.

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It's a bot. There's no need to interact with it. I'd guess it's either testing, learning, or malfunctioning.

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Might as well have done the Garrett Morris SNL bit.https://youtu.be/GwSh0dAaqIA

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::opens envelope::

Describe a quiet night off with Cap'n Hook and Smee.

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LUV TROPIKAL FROOT

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:) He wears the map of Ireland on his face; it's part of what makes him so handsome.

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<3

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SubmarINer was a great comic book back in the sixties. I think Joe and I hail from then. Also, my friend who served for ten years on submarines, says SubmaRIners. I think it's a service joke...

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I gave up navel gazing for Lint.

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I like how those successful men in their variety of trades are offering career advice for young men in need of guidance. Same with "YMCA", a helpful PSA for young men who find themselves in the city for the first time and aren't sure where to find safe harbor.

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OUT > > > > >

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Mango! Mango! Mango mango mango! MANGOOOOOOOOOOOO!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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