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So how long before he pulls a Newt Gingrinch and dumps the missus for the side chick? With his attitude, you just know there's gotta be one...

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Meanwhile...

His own mother is a highly-trained, well-known professional. A medical physicist, in fact. I sincerely hope that she whups him upside his head for disrespecting her and all women who work outside the home and raise families.

He's garbage. I wonder what his dear little wifey really thinks and how long they're going to stay married after all this shit has hit the proverbial fan?

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That hair + that facial hair = red flag. I see a white guy like this and I'm assuming he's a Catholic fundamentalist with a Nick Fuentes poster in his locker until proven otherwise.

Also people on social media acting like NFL players are not in peaker physical condition than 98+% of all humans who have ever lived are just deranged.

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So...he's telling half the audience—and their parents!—that they just wasted tuition money? Cool story, bro.

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he's what any AI will spit out when the prompt is "generic white Christianist man"

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"All of this made the absolute worst, most joyless people in America so angry, and that added to our joy"

It just dawned on me that 'owning the libs' is RW projection

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Football's previously most unfortunately named player, Dick Butkus, was actually a pretty nice guy (off the field) by all reports.

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unlike the less hilariously named bears legend Mike Ditka, who is by all accounts a terrible human being off the field.

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Figures it's the kicker

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I hear he punts too

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Edit: Wait. Pride is the deadliest baddest sin to ever sin, but he would meet an AP article with pride?

Hhhnnggghhh?

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'Familiarity breeds contempt’.

Pretty sure Swift did not author that saying.

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Regardless, this chump should keep Taylor's name out of his weird beard hole.

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I'll just point out here, with no shade to the artist herself, that "familiarity breeds contempt" is a common phrase, not a Taylor Swift composition.

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True, but he had to shoehorn Taylor into his bullshit because she's the biggest thing going right now. 🙄

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He told the manly boys to embrace their masculinity, which insecure men often plead, because they feel being “masculine” is under attack, instead of simply being a toxic douche. And while some of the women will probably ignore their godly duty of folding clothes while watching Days of Our Lives until their masculine ball-kicker husbands come home for supper and sex, most will find their way to Shanghai-La by way of kitchen. Lucky Mrs. Butker!

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Hello? He’s a fucking CHRISTIAN. Giving a speech at a CHRISTIAN school.

DID YOU EXPECT HIM TO SAY SOMETHING RATIIONAL?

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Jimmy Carter is a christian and has given speeches at several christian schools. Lots of rationality in all of em. It can be done.

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This guy was obviously traumatized by the other kids saying, "Kick your Butker," and so he exists to continue the cycle of bullying.

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Telling half the graduating class that their degrees are useless or worse AFTER they've spent four years working for them seems like not the most inspirational speech.

"It is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. HA HA! ENJOY YOUR MOUNTAIN OF DEBT AS YOU STAY HOME AND MOP FLOORS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn3hMIJfWTg&ab_channel=superjay35

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I have my eyes on speed-roll whenever someone uses the terms "diabolic" or "demonic."

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In Christianese, "demon"="anyone I don't understand"

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He would venture to say that, wouldn't he?

I would venture to say that he would venture to say that no woman has ever faked it with him.

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Women's place is in the kitchen.

Men's place is in the kitchen.

Nonbinary folks' place is in the kitchen.

Children's place is in the kitchen.

Kitchen has food.

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This kitchen is f'ing crowded.

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All the best people hang out there at parties.

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Ya know, kickers are one of the more easily replaceable positions in the NFL, just sayin.

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