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Lot_49's avatar

Plus, Asians.

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chascates's avatar

THE SIMPSONS - Homer Votes 2012 (trailer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Lot_49's avatar

Thought he went to Harvard b-school after Skulling'n'Boning in New Haven.

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fuflans's avatar

would herman cain have had to put on make-up to pander to univision? i don't think so people.

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chascates's avatar

His show will be pretty entertaining. I hope he has cool sound effects such as gongs, car tires screeching, and wolf whistles. ESPECIALLY wolf whistles.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

A wade through the ocean of Cain's ideas wouldn't get your ankles wet.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Right. There has always been a cadre of "legacy" students at Ivy League schools who get in and pass because of, let's say, non-academic factors. And I'm not talking about sports.

Of course, if you ask Conservative Americans, the Ivies are filled with undeserving Affirmative Action dullards who take slots away from their own well-rounded kids, who were on their prep school golf or sailing team.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Sure, but Yale is the Texas A&M of the Ivy League.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Silly SpiderCrab. We don't pay taxes in Florida.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Herman: Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?

Mitt: Oh, six. I couldn't possibly eat eight.

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Lot_49's avatar

People who go to Harvard (that is, Mitt, Chimpy, etc.) are supposed to be smarter than all the rest of us. What if it's <i>not true?</i>

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

why, he'd be 999% ahead, just ask him!

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WA Bishop's avatar

You can't go back, man.

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