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Plus, Asians.

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THE SIMPSONS - Homer Votes 2012 (trailer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Thought he went to Harvard b-school after Skulling'n'Boning in New Haven.

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Because they're armed to the teeth.

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would herman cain have had to put on make-up to pander to univision? i don't think so people.

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His show will be pretty entertaining. I hope he has cool sound effects such as gongs, car tires screeching, and wolf whistles. ESPECIALLY wolf whistles.

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If your local PBS is running a pledge drive tonight enjoy this shocking documentary instead: <a href="http://www.ourcommunistcomm..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ourcommunistcommanderinchief.com/">http://www.ourcommunistcomm... Detailed and long documentary re Obama's REAL father.

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A wade through the ocean of Cain's ideas wouldn't get your ankles wet.

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Right. There has always been a cadre of "legacy" students at Ivy League schools who get in and pass because of, let's say, non-academic factors. And I'm not talking about sports.

Of course, if you ask Conservative Americans, the Ivies are filled with undeserving Affirmative Action dullards who take slots away from their own well-rounded kids, who were on their prep school golf or sailing team.

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Sure, but Yale is the Texas A&M of the Ivy League.

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Silly SpiderCrab. We don't pay taxes in Florida.

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Cakes we <i>don't</i> like.

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Herman: Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?

Mitt: Oh, six. I couldn't possibly eat eight.

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People who go to Harvard (that is, Mitt, Chimpy, etc.) are supposed to be smarter than all the rest of us. What if it's <i>not true?</i>

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why, he'd be 999% ahead, just ask him!

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You can't go back, man.

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