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Intentional, negligent, justifiable; first, second and third degree. There's also "just fucking stupid", which is not a legal category, but ought to be.

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Well, he's certainly not putting the "pro" in "pro-life".

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Are mug shots public domain? Wkipedia needs an illustration for the "Loser" page.

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Supply-side pyronomics.

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Oh, please. All us Soshsec takers are on the direct deposit, doncha know.

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Blondi?

Fred Meyer?

I admit, I'm having trouble with this one.

Except, of course, Obama. (Thanks, HistoriCat vvvvv)

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Maybe somebody will throw a fish at him.

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But no report of a Conga line.

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This reminds me that there is a local landowner who happens to own the land bordering the turn from hwy 120 to Old Priest Grade, who erected a modestly-sized (2 m by 2 m?) sign that says, cleverly, "NoMoBama". He or she put it up four or five months before the election. It's still there. I wonder if he'll take it down in 2017.

Even Republicans chuckle about it.

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This dude needs to sign up for the Darrell Issa School of Doing Arson Like Darrell.

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Divert them with a Conga line.

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Negative points for mentioning Prep H and needles in the same comment.

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This reminds me that there is a local landowner who happens to own the land bordering the turn from hwy 120 to Old Priest Grade, who erected a modestly-sized (2 m by 2 m?) sign that says, cleverly, "NoMoBama". He or she put it up four or five months before the election. It's still there. I wonder if he'll take it down in 2017.

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or Dr. Ruth...

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Hate to go all grammar-nerd here, but the original text has it as <a href="http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php\?term=babbys" target="_blank">babbys</a>.

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Just keepin' the supply line open there with those fires. Surely the free market is OK with that.

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