Here's today's dose of Nice Time Sticking It To The Man: A Kansas waitress used her last day at work to send a little message to Gov. Sam Brownback, telling him that instead of giving her a tip, it would be much nicer if he could actually fund the state's schools instead. As exits go, this one definitely tops that
I don't think the author of this article knows the correct definition of "Hero." What she did was kind of funny, and rather self aggrandizing, but not at all heroic.
Citation? Not that Turkmenbashi wasn't an insane megalomaniac dictator who had a month named after his mother and all, but I'm amazed he would have been so honest.
You're right that she should have her staff pay more attention to the visuals, but national-level politicos and major-league CEOs don't pay their own bills. It's actually a convention to make sure that their party doesn't neglect to pay because of the press of business.
So is it always impossible for you to see a woman without automatically assuming other people give a crap as to whether or not you'd have sex with her, or are you just having an off day?
Sadly, it's "same old same old". When I was a young commie, the phrase was "wouldn't it be nice if they paid for the schools and held bake sales to fund the wars" (actually they said "bombers" not "wars" but that word doesn't mean the same thing anymore)
Well... it would be irresponsible not to speculate...
Um. Wonkette. Tangents R Us.
Dirty old man! oh, wait ...me too!
I am more and more excited to move there EVERY DAY now!
Just the tip, Govenor Brownback...
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In keeping with good Christian doctrine, Brownback tips very poorly, just like Jesus did after the Last Supper.
I don't think the author of this article knows the correct definition of "Hero." What she did was kind of funny, and rather self aggrandizing, but not at all heroic.
Citation? Not that Turkmenbashi wasn't an insane megalomaniac dictator who had a month named after his mother and all, but I'm amazed he would have been so honest.
"Tip this, motherfucker" would have truly gone viral. But that's just me.
This is a satire site, which uses irony, sarcasm and snark, which often includes exaggeration and hyperbole, evident in most of the article titles.
I'd tip that.
You're right that she should have her staff pay more attention to the visuals, but national-level politicos and major-league CEOs don't pay their own bills. It's actually a convention to make sure that their party doesn't neglect to pay because of the press of business.
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He tipped his waitress at breakfast already that day. It should all trickle down in the end right?
So is it always impossible for you to see a woman without automatically assuming other people give a crap as to whether or not you'd have sex with her, or are you just having an off day?
Sadly, it's "same old same old". When I was a young commie, the phrase was "wouldn't it be nice if they paid for the schools and held bake sales to fund the wars" (actually they said "bombers" not "wars" but that word doesn't mean the same thing anymore)