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Wait a minute. Herschel freely admits he has dissociative identity disorder (multiple personalities), and this doesn't disqualify him from being a Senator, but having a stroke does?

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Herschel can learn, evidently. The second one, he paid cash.

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What if he doesn't? What if he gets to Washington, looks around, and says, "I'm a Senator. I'm as smart as everyone else in the room. They can't tell me what to do. I'll make up my own mind."

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Remember, this is all William can do. He can't himself vote for whichever candidate appeals to him, so he denigrates the choices the actual Americans make to make himself feel superior.

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We get it, William. You don't like Obama. Thanks for playing.

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I hope I shall arrive soon.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

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He'll probably be relegated to becoming a pitchman for Medicare Advantage or CarShield insurance plans.

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I have a PhD in astrophysics from MIT and an Olympic gold medal in Greco-Roman wrestling. I have served as a CEO of 10 of the world's 20 largest corporations, and I won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2006.

None of those things are true, but the point is that they add up to a much more impressive résumé than Obama's.

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Just got a hold of Werschey Halker’s rèsumé check it out:

• I has a toy badge what makes me a deputy cop and a toy gun I use to threaten my loved ones with

• I have multiply personal disorders so’s I get to be a different person everyday today I am Honest Bob and I want to sell you this used car

• I am pro-life AND pro paying for my adulterery girlfriendsabortos proving that you canreally have it both ways

• I visited the moon once and it really is made of cheese

• Many of my children are in the Secret Babby Daddy Protection Program (SBDPP) which is why I can’t talk about them and can’t visit them and don’t even know if they my kid or not anyways

• Some people say I have CTE on account of how many times I got banana chocolate milk orangoutang beat boxed but I disagree

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I want to subscribe to your newsletter but I’m afraid?

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Sadly this is true. That's why Tommy Tuberhead Tuberville is a US senator.

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Trump, btw, has chased elite celebrities, and ached to be accepted by them. for half a fucking century

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He is also there to confirm their base's worst biases about Black men: dumb, violent jocks who will do what they're told or else.

And to let them claim that they 'aren't racist'

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If god forbid Walker gets in, he'll vote the way he's told. He will be 110% subservient to white men. So even the most racist of them is OK with that. They won't see him as a peer, or treat him as one.

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Well to be fair, before that they were also disastrous so-called 'businessmen'

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