Are you a huge sports fan? Of course not. You are reading Wonkette, which means that you spent gym class defending yourself from a cloud of dodgeballs being thrown in your direction with copies of Mad Magazine and A People’s History to the United States. Well, in between seasons in professional sports, there is this thing called “free agency” where teams negotiate with players and eventually sign them to contracts after discussing salary, benefits, and specific performance clauses. It’s something like one of those fancy “union negotiations” that your grandpa used to tell you about back when he had a job that was able to provide for his family of 12.
oh you are a bad bad kitty.
Hey, if it wasn't for media gigs these three couldn't get hired at an Arbys.
The only thing missing from this article was "SHUT THE FUCK UP, LUKE RUSSERT!"
Well, I think Meghan’s a fabulously talented pundit and a truly warm and gifted human being.
HAHA. PSYCH!
I look forward to the Saturday episode of "Side Boobs with Meghan."
Biff:
Ms. McCanns complained that too many "conservatives" who dated her were, in reality, more interested in her Mom.
Bizarre on so many levels. As well.
I don't find Meghan McCann's drivel caustic.
Unlike the terrible Dana Louche. Also.