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It'll be his usual stump speech full of blowhard nonsense

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Definition of irony: Person who takes Senate responsibilities most seriously (wait for it...) Al Franken!

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That would be a step down from God Empress!!

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I was gobsmacked years ago when I saw the Wobblies had a web site.

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a) if I had money, I'd totally buy that poster (or, rather, a travel mug). just sayin'.

b) if you have a rural GOP congress critters, you may want to remind them that the Grande Detour has been talking about Health Savings Accounts which are as bad for their constituents as Education Savings Accounts are. many stupid "school choice" bills are blocked in red states because the rural GOP team up with the Democrats on the issue. there's no reason this can't be done with HSAs.

c) US Sen Fi hasn't set hearing dates? that doesn't bode well for Price. but I understand they intend to have a floor vote even if both committees pan him. it'd be hilarious if they had to be told "FFFFFUCK NO" 3 times. you guys could slap that on a mug also too!

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This is why you read the talking points and evasions manual BEFORE your hearing.

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He looks a little crepey to me.

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Reason #6, 453 not to watch the Inauguration. Trump's speech will be 20 pages of sentence fragments that never express a single whole thought.

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Anybody else out there automatically think George and Barbara Bush's medical issues appeared now to give them an excuse to not attend the Inauguration?

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What did you do with Lori?

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Satan Worshiping baby eating agents of evil libel!

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moving vans arrived at the White House on Wednesday to remove all traces of competence and dignity. Working around the clock, movers started clearing out the optimism and progress that had accumulated during the past eight years.“Once we’ve packed up that stuff, we’ll start moving out the wisdom and maturity,” one of the movers said. “The guy who’s moving in wants all of that gone.”After the movers complete their work, a cleaning crew will come in and scrub the White House of every last speck of compassion. The movers are working under a strict deadline, since the White House needs to be totally stripped of decency by nine o’clock on Friday morning, the mover said. “The new guy wants the place to be completely empty, ” he said. “He has a lot of crap.”

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Well, when its 100% lead you have to heat it up to 622 degrees to drink it.

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Trump supporters: "That just makes them smrt."

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He doesn't know that either.

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Tim "Harmonica Dad" Kaine is trying to guilt Price into admitting it's bad to inject uncertainty into the healthcare system or to unnecessarily worry people about their coverage. Psych! Price has no ability to feel guilt.

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