Everything is going hunky-dory down here, South of the Border, as we stock up on ISLAMO-TEQUILA for the 200th anniversary of Mexico’s "independence" from foreign rule. But Hillary Clinton is bored being Secretary of State when every PUMA knows SHE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT! And while Obama is stuck in midterm madness, Clinton noticed there's a Drug War and has declared a COUP DE POT. Is Mexico now "looking more and more like
I'm only here because I discovered time travel, but pleasantly surprised to discover Al once wrote for Wonkette.