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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

What was great is that when she tried to show how it was possible for the tape to be "accidentally" erased via the footpedal, she had to go through contortions that would challenge the Cirque de Soleil

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

*goatfuckers (Mickey Kaus only)

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Norbrook's avatar

Well, when senility strikes, it's the short-term memory that goes first. So, right now, they're having thoughts it's 1997.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

This is, once again, an example of how wingnuts never, ever, think things through.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Omnighazi is the name of my next band.

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Sigatoo's avatar

When we were in DC a few years ago, cars started coming at us the wrong way up a one-way street, which freaked us out, but it ended up being Angela Merkel and her security, whisking her to her hotel. I'm sure the right wing media was absolutely outraged...

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

Trash bins removed? Drudge siren! Hillz does not allow recycling!!!

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

That sounds good in theory, but I thought you were supposed to creep within millimeters of the bumper in front because that makes the light change faster.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

β™« I'm just a gaffe machineAnd I won't derp for nobody but you... ♬

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Don't forget also, if you're the first car in line, the light will change faster if you creep ahead so you're blocking the crosswalk. It's just common sense.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Sounds to me like the GOP has a secret crush!

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FauxAntocles's avatar

At least it's not a gif.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Talk about setting the bar low...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus, these people. After she becomes President, will this sort of bullshit fucktardery happen every fucking day?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID TODAY! PROOF THAT OUR PRESIDENT *exaggerated fingerquotes* STANDS WITH HITLER INSTEAD OF OUR LORD!! (She said "Gesundheit" instead of "God Bless you")

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JayGoldenBeach's avatar

With the GOP...

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Rick Hill's avatar

To be fair the left always makes relevant criticisms of the right, such as:-Look, we hear that when they are home they drink straight from the carton and put it back in the fridge even if there's only half a cup of milk left!!!-They throw TRASH in the "Not for trash" bin at the recycle plastic bags drum when they go into the store!!!-Speaking of the store, I don't know how many times I've personally seen our elected republican officials put something back just because they change their minds but don't walk it to it's proper place. Frozen items too!!! Oh, no wait, with us it's things like:-republicans are once again gutting services for the poor and disabled to give tax cuts to billionaires.-The gop is shutting down the government for their latest tantrum because no one understands how mature they are.-Aww, shit, you get the idea...

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