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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Sorry - it was Interstate 80 - from Mark Leyner:

''But it wasn't total aphasia. He could speak, but only in a staccato telegraphic style. Here's how he described driving through the Midwest on Interstate 80: 'Corn corn corn corn Stuckey's. Corn corn corn corn Stuckey's.' ''

Shibusa's avatar

I do enjoy the Iowa 80 Truckstop.

Shibusa's avatar

Ted Loves America so much that he held a Canadian passport until 2013.

FauxAntocles's avatar

Never know when you might have to make a quick getaway.

FauxAntocles's avatar

"soon became one" is completely irrelevant.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I know that King's thought processes are confused but not only is that part of the sentence irrelevant but it draws attention away from the the part that is relevant.

Shibusa's avatar

Or need health insurance.

maggie's avatar

deport ted cruz he has overstayed his welcome here...

bobbert's avatar

It is entirely composed of corporate registrations.

bobbert's avatar

Also, completely incorrect.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's what I always thought, that Delaware was a mythical place owned by MasterCard and Visa.

bobbert's avatar

Wow, thanks for that -- I'm expecting Sinead, all right, and the first thing I see is Garth, (I was rather a big Band fan).

xy's avatar

how does King stay alive? he can't possibly have enough brain cells to keep his organs functioning properly.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

It's POSSIBLE that his great*20-grandma was a tavern wench while Henry VIII was in town and very bored and drunk.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Name change is now official. From Republican to Donner Party.