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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Sorry - it was Interstate 80 - from Mark Leyner:

''But it wasn't total aphasia. He could speak, but only in a staccato telegraphic style. Here's how he described driving through the Midwest on Interstate 80: 'Corn corn corn corn Stuckey's. Corn corn corn corn Stuckey's.' ''

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Shibusa's avatar

I do enjoy the Iowa 80 Truckstop.

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Shibusa's avatar

Ted Loves America so much that he held a Canadian passport until 2013.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

Never know when you might have to make a quick getaway.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

"soon became one" is completely irrelevant.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I know that King's thought processes are confused but not only is that part of the sentence irrelevant but it draws attention away from the the part that is relevant.

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Shibusa's avatar

Or need health insurance.

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maggie's avatar

deport ted cruz he has overstayed his welcome here...

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bobbert's avatar

It is entirely composed of corporate registrations.

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bobbert's avatar

Also, completely incorrect.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Number Six....RAWR!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's what I always thought, that Delaware was a mythical place owned by MasterCard and Visa.

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bobbert's avatar

Wow, thanks for that -- I'm expecting Sinead, all right, and the first thing I see is Garth, (I was rather a big Band fan).

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xy's avatar

how does King stay alive? he can't possibly have enough brain cells to keep his organs functioning properly.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

It's POSSIBLE that his great*20-grandma was a tavern wench while Henry VIII was in town and very bored and drunk.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Name change is now official. From Republican to Donner Party.

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