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Oh Dear God! Have you no decency sir? Now I have to pluck forth mine eye. .

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Flan? I always chuckle when I hear that word, flashing back to what George Carlin said about it.

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Please clop.

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To be precise, "Alert secret service agents seized the tamale and wrestled it to the ground."

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An ache in your neckAnd a flabby fanny !

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Not if Sarah Palin has anything to say about that.

Governor Palin failed to issue a proclamation in 2007 for a celebration commemorating the freeing of U.S. slaves.

Plaintiffs say they just learned the Juneteenth proclamation was issued - as required by state law - retroactively just before Palin's July resignation.

"I liken it to saying someone took 10 bucks from you wrongly, and you say we'll take you to court to get the $10 back, then months later you find out they put the money in your pocket back without telling you," Royal said Thursday. "We're glad the proclamation is issued. But why not just tell us this months ago?"

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(a) Barb probably voted for Bill when he ran against HW. (b) Jeb! is far more Hispanic than Ted "Basketball Ring" Cruz or Lil' Marco, but that's like being the tallest building St. Augustine. (c) Jeb! stepped on his dick when he called Drumpf out after he dropped out of the race when it didn't matter. And (d) why are we spending so much time talking about Jeb!?

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Or that the Dutch do. The Dutch? Really?

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Soy un JebbabushI'm a loser, babbySo why don't you kill me.

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Still, not bad record for an ignorant entertainer. Recessions, epidemics, etc, happen to every POTUS. True, the Soviet Union did collapse more for Afghanistan than for Reagan, but he took the credit. Now, I'd like to see Trump getting the US out of Afghanistan...hehehe...good luck.

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"It’s like eating my political campaign for breakfast and saying ‘I love pasty-faced Texas bigshots.'"

FIFY, Jebbie.

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I really think we can thank the Carter administration for all that good stuff. Zbigniew Brzezinski really started the fight against the Soviets in Afghanistan..or some other Stan. Then the dominoes fell. Of course I may be wrong.

RayGun and the union fiascoes, mass murders in central and S. America; Dog Bless America! It makes me nostalgic for the good old times...why stop there? Escalations in the War On Drugz, taking the deficit from roughly $900 billion to nearly $3 trillion. Gotta luv that small gubment CONservatism. I could go on, but my gardens need weeding(fer serious).

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This just popped up on my FB feed. Weird coincidence or Faceblerg really is keeping track of everything I read, even non-comments: http://bit.ly/1qUXcFU

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If by "not [a] bad record" you mean we survived a near-fatal beating from which we have never completely recovered, you are correct.

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Jeb Bush is the son of one president and the brother of another. Of course we would have expected better from him, but 2016 is the silly season. It is absolutely amazing, the effects of years of professional propaganda to foster hatred of one man, a fine man who is of mixed race and is now president.

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