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I should have eaten first!

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Teddy Roosevelt's ghost will be along to beat the shit out of you shortly, Mr. Gidley.

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Alfred E. Neumann has really let himself go

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You would think that Hogan would make enough money cupping Trump's balls to buy a better wig.

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Uses same stylist as Kayleigh and HuckaSan.

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"if for some reason you can't watch it"

I don't want to spend the day with vomit down my front?

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When I worked in the ER I saw a significant percentage of male patients, aged 20's- 30's, who would come in with some BS complaint and they almost *always* had their moms there. I would ask them questions but the mom would answer for them. I *knew* right off the bat that taking care of them was going to *suck*... they complained the loudest, cried getting IV's, in general just acting like total jackasses. I always said if you dropped them off in the woods and made them fend for themselves they would be dead inside of an hour. Pretty sure Hoagie up there falls in this camp so relatively speaking maybe T**** is the epitome of manliness

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Some men are babbies when sick

https://twitter.com/alkminn...

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"Why, he is Gidley as a schoolgirl!"

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These guys weren't babies. They were taking advantage of their trip to the ER to abuse the staff, while their mothers sat there watching their fully grown offspring behave in ways I would not have allowed from my 6 year old. It is okay to be sick and grumpy and even ill-tempered. Not okay ? Name calling, threats, screaming. If you are screaming at me like that one of your legs better be chopped off. Ironically, those people are so shell-shocked and traumatized they don't say a word. It is almost always true that in the ER, the people that are truly sick are not saying anything. The ones shrieking at the top of their lungs about how sick they are just want attention. Usually. Not always but damn near close.

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Glad I didn’t, less to throw up.

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So you think, Evan, you got him all figured out? He’s a sweet talkin’ stud who can melt off wingnuts hearts with his pout. He’s the kind of lover that the consenting ladies think about. Whoo, yes he is. He's got plenty of (borrowed) cash, he's got plenty of hired friendsHe drives women wild, then he grabs them by the pussy. Doesn’t think, just grabs. He's got a long wick (wink wink!) with a flame at both endsHe's hotBut don't let him goJust give him a second termTake it easy, take it slowAnd don't let him goHe makes you so angry, he makes you so soreThe 4-year wait may be worth it, but how can you wait anymore?When you're wondering if he’s going to start a senseless warBaby, I don't know.

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Stylist is OUTTATHERE!

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Most masculine?

Fake tan, lifts, elaborately cemented shreds of hair, ill fitting suits, diapers, permanent pout, tiny hands...

Hogan, you've been on some dating app, there, pal.

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Retired nurse here. 100% agree.

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