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Blatant contradiction of logic is routine Trump.

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Clearly you need to get out more.

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#ItsTheRacism

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IT'S THE RACISM.

This isn't difficult

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Fact Check - TRUE

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And the most segregated city in Texas.. if not the entire south. Dermocrats do well, ok, but what does that mean when both US political parties are just 19th century capitalists?

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As Colbert noted, he probably meant "Flamingo Dancer" which he thinks is how you say "Flamenco Dancer."

But also, too, Flamenco is Spain, not Argentina

Tango is Argentina.

But these niceties are not observed by the guy who has made the same lame comment about the (nonexistent) Tallahassee Trail. Despite the fact that it has been demonstrated for months that there is no such thing as the Tallasssee Trail anywhere in Argentina or Florida or anywhere, the claque at his rallies think it is hilarious. They also think they will get paid.

Cash up front, guys. Cash up front.

That said, Mark Sanford is an asshole.

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It doesn't work that way. Dammit.

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So preparation is the key.

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Does he think...?

Well, see, right there is where your analysis starts to go off the rails.

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I, to the contrary, think he drinks like an alcoholic fish.

Otherwise, how can you explain the fact that the guy who lies about everything says he never drinks yet sells vodka, attests to its quality, and trashes French wine?

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Trump 2020 - He's a Cruel Man, but Fair.

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She was driving at 119 mph, well within the illegal speed limit.

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Just a suggestion for the title: Also, Too.

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I guess they could get into a drunken street brawl and literally piss themselves during the aftermath but that would just be the same-old, same-old.

If they want to further damage themselves, they will have to hire a consultant with long experience in the German porn industry to come up with anything to top that.

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The same way he attests to other things, and trashes other things. He pretends he is an expert on everything in the world. Stable geniuses are like that, you know - because they have The Good Genes.

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