Mike Johnson ought to file a motion to expel MTG to counter her motion to vacate. It would only take a few Dems to pass since I'm sure MTG has alienated most of the Rs by now.
I would endorse this action, except that I think you have to have a reason beyond "she's an asshole and no one likes her." I mean, it probably wouldn't be too hard to *find* a reason, but still.
Side note: I learned this week that our ratties, capybara, and other rodent friends need constantly to chew on abrasive objects so that their incisors don't GROW INTO THEIR BRAINS. Yikes, somebody throw MTG a stick (no rodent libelz here)
"Greene right in her (allegedly!) three-toed feet" Aren't we supposed to not make fun of her physical characteristics especially when there is her taking Rittenhouse to Costa Rica for Christmas to get her groove back to make fun of?
The only three-toed critter of which I'm aware is a sloth, and they are pretty docile. Apparently they come down from the trees once a year to poop, which I can't fathom re: MTG as she is consistently shit-slinging evey time she opens her yawp. Confusing
"He should resign, switch parties, and continue voting for Biden’s open border invasion of America, endless wars, full term abortion on demand, trans agenda on children, warrantless spying on the American people, weaponizing government against President Trump and his supporters, and every other Democrat wishlist item he’s handed over."
Moscow Marjorie can't do math good, as that would effectively hand the House to Democrats.
Also apparently she forgot to mention the main thing that she's actually mad about and that is the aid to Ukraine passing. I guess that her absence from the first day of school is because her ears are still ringing from the chewing out she got from Papa Putin.
I just have an ironclad rule about ever voting for a Republican for anything. Of course, since I’ll never be in Congress, I don’t have to make this decision.
MGT never understood the idea of republican government. She arrived in DC believing the Dems and Rethugs had to swear blood oaths to oppose ANYTHING the other proposed. So the idea of any group of Dems voting in favor of a bill brought to the floor by the Rethug Speaker makes her few working brain cells short out.
Hey good to hear from MTG again! I was worried when it seemed she had disappeared from view. But, ho boy, she mad! You all know white girl drunk? She be white girl mad. Screaming, ranting, foaming at the mouth white girl mad AKA Karen!
To be fair, though, she's probably scared shitless her puppetmaster is going to send some thugskis to toss her out a window.
Mike Johnson ought to file a motion to expel MTG to counter her motion to vacate. It would only take a few Dems to pass since I'm sure MTG has alienated most of the Rs by now.
I would endorse this action, except that I think you have to have a reason beyond "she's an asshole and no one likes her." I mean, it probably wouldn't be too hard to *find* a reason, but still.
Those who the gods would destroy…
Ta, Evan. I loathe and detest traitors.
Side note: I learned this week that our ratties, capybara, and other rodent friends need constantly to chew on abrasive objects so that their incisors don't GROW INTO THEIR BRAINS. Yikes, somebody throw MTG a stick (no rodent libelz here)
HOW DARE YOU TO YOU TO TO TO OUTRAGED! MAGAOUTRAGED! ARRRRRRRRGH!
And so on. For hours.
CRASH!!!
*tinkle*
"Greene right in her (allegedly!) three-toed feet" Aren't we supposed to not make fun of her physical characteristics especially when there is her taking Rittenhouse to Costa Rica for Christmas to get her groove back to make fun of?
The only three-toed critter of which I'm aware is a sloth, and they are pretty docile. Apparently they come down from the trees once a year to poop, which I can't fathom re: MTG as she is consistently shit-slinging evey time she opens her yawp. Confusing
What did Greene do before she expelled all those rage words? Don’t know, but it still wasn’t math.
It was meth. Definity meth
"He should resign, switch parties, and continue voting for Biden’s open border invasion of America, endless wars, full term abortion on demand, trans agenda on children, warrantless spying on the American people, weaponizing government against President Trump and his supporters, and every other Democrat wishlist item he’s handed over."
Moscow Marjorie can't do math good, as that would effectively hand the House to Democrats.
Also apparently she forgot to mention the main thing that she's actually mad about and that is the aid to Ukraine passing. I guess that her absence from the first day of school is because her ears are still ringing from the chewing out she got from Papa Putin.
Fuck Moscow Marjorie and as always Fuck Ted Cruz.
If he resigns, how is he supposed to continue voting? Margje's brain not so good.
The photo up top is missing its caption.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, The "Gentle Lady" from Hee-Haw (those poor air quotes are working overtime!)
That's what I hear every time she opens her mouth, braying.
Would someone just throw a bucket of water on her, already? Even if it didn't work it would be funny as hell.
I would have a hard time voting to save Mike Johnson’s Johnson, but if it meant sticking it to Klan mom, I might be persuadable.
please. i would totally vote to save johnson's johnson over that pos. that guy's actually progressed. she's a troglodyte/
I just have an ironclad rule about ever voting for a Republican for anything. Of course, since I’ll never be in Congress, I don’t have to make this decision.
MGT never understood the idea of republican government. She arrived in DC believing the Dems and Rethugs had to swear blood oaths to oppose ANYTHING the other proposed. So the idea of any group of Dems voting in favor of a bill brought to the floor by the Rethug Speaker makes her few working brain cells short out.
I can't decide whether MTG is preparing to nibble on a piece of cheese or gnaw down a tree in that picture.
Beavers are the largest rodent indigenous to North America and Eurasia. Just sayin '...
She is rehearsing her Hee-Haw appearances
https://youtu.be/bLI42gw7lZQ?t=553
Greene imagines herself as powerful, but she is not nearly as powerful as the silence that erupts every time she enters a crowded room of her peers.
She forgets that the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but is also the first to be replaced.
Never heard that. Love it.
Hey good to hear from MTG again! I was worried when it seemed she had disappeared from view. But, ho boy, she mad! You all know white girl drunk? She be white girl mad. Screaming, ranting, foaming at the mouth white girl mad AKA Karen!
Really not MTG any more, since her spouse unspoused her unceremoniously.
She's just MT, which describes both her politics and her head.
Monster Truck?
MT = Empty
No, I get it, I just think Monster Truck is better.
or better yet eMpTy - it scans better that way