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During which time she will write by hand 5,000 times, "I am a slut. I am a slut. I am a slut..."

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That's his younger, better looking brother.

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I always liked the term Pro-Birth.

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There was an article on google news this week written by a woman who had an abortion at 8 months. Her early ultrasounds had been fine, but she could tell there was something wrong as the pregnancy progressed. At 8 months, further tests revealed the baby had a rare condition that caused large holes in its' brain, seizures (which would cause a dangerous delivery for her), and either death for the infant soon after birth, or several years in a vegetative state. She had to fly halfway across the country to the ONLY doctor who would do such an abortion and borrow money from her parents and in-laws to pay him. It was a pretty heartbreaking 1st person account. We pay these fools in Congress plenty to familiarize themselves with the facts so they can make intelligent decisions. Yet they apparently won't even fucking read google.

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That story wasn't in the buybull, it doesn't exist

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Sooooo tiresome. They're hoping for death by a thousand cuts, I guess. Plus it's been such a reliable wedge issue for conservitards.

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They're forced-birthers.

And slut-shamers. Slut being defined as any woman who DARES to feel any pleasure, at all, from sexytime.

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I suggest they use the model based on those Klingon knives from Star Trek that have a push button that brings extra blades out of the sides.

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It's still true. For a given value of 'people.'

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Now and again we all need a break from our regular jobs.

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GOP Congress is like that Nigerian Spammer who thinks if he sends you just ONE MORE EMAIL, this time you will send him money!!!!!!1!1!

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Who else?

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Then they continue hating it after claiming it was a singular event that only applies to them.

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Apparently this is what a majority of young women want, if the dismissal of feminism is any indication.

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They only feel that way about it because their wives never feel any pleasure at all from their sexytime, only their whores.

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Wow, for a bunch of guys that can't comment on climate change because they aren't scientists, they sure seem to think they're all doctors.

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