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Not in m y house

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Canned the show?

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They seem nice.

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Well done, you, thinking ahead like that!

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<= jelly

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Yay! a kinda artist wants to serve- Win this, Cockburn!Maybe the Reps will pick a bad match or maybe she can get her message- whatever.Creatve people in congress!

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We call them Dadderies.

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He should have been hounded* out of office the minute people saw how cruelly he treated his doggie. *hahah you see it is a punn

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she's also Olivia Wilde's mom, which would be the only reason I'd need to vote for her.

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If a unicorn shoved a fairy wand up my ass while Judy Garland stood there singing 'Somewhere Over The Rainbow" you bet your life I would turn asshole on the spot.

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Yesss, $5F. V-O-T-E!!!!!

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Separated at birth?

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I worked for an accountant/financial advisor/tax preparer like this for three months. Walked out one Wednesday afternoon & never went back. She completely lost her shit at my voicemail so living on ramen & hot dogs for a few weeks was totally worth it.

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how MUCH is that DOG-gie in the WIN-dow

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- Pick up their lunch (not that big a deal, but they never offered to pay for mine)Man, even the senior staff NCOs and officers I worked with would do "I'll buy if you'll fly."

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Seek help, and a responsible owner for your neglected dog, asshole.

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