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...I just trade marked it!!!

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P.S. Hate to break it to him, but part of Jerusalem is ALREADY in the hands of the Palestinians - the problem is that the Israelis don't want to share.

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These Masters of the Universe are so fucking amusing when confronted with the fact that the universe doesn't automatically bow to their idealogical demands.

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Hey! You are besmirching the integrity of a personal friend of our beloved Editrix. There's photographic proof, you know.

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If these fucking Republicans had any actual integrity, when asked if they'd support Trump if he's the nominee, they'd just say, "No."

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That would have been Pope Carson I, right?

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You'll have to do something with that penis to make it anatomically correct.

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Heh! Ok, I'll give you that. :-)

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I read a thing on FB by a high school classmate crowing about he predicted Trump would succeed long ago and now advocates for John Kasich as his VP because it would be an unstoppable ticket. I did not reply.

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If you're interested in real history, the Roman province of Palestine was largely peopled with Israelites of various sorts. The modern Palestinians are their descendants. Not that everyone in the world isn't descended from a possibly historical Abraham, 3800 years ago.

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He's forgotten all the Palestinian Christians.

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Motherfuckers finally figured out Trump is not really one of them and now they're freaking out. What do you know--ain't karma a fucking bitch?

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Jewish people didn't occupy the coastal strip where about 80% of Israelis now live. That was the land of their enemies (or, more likely, frenemies), the Philistines and Phoenicians. They then got conquered by the Persians, then the Greeks, etc. etc. There's no ancestral Jewish claim to that part of the land.

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He's New York obnoxious, not peckerwood with money obnoxious.

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Trump is actually a full colon.

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Indiscriminate charges of "antisemitism" to shut people up are dreary enough, but you seem to be engaging in prophylactic bullying, which is just weird.

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