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Dee Whitman's avatar

Always such a joy to be reminded that the cats whom we're lucky enough to live with behave almost identically to their wild kin (in many situations).

I'm the anti-outdoorswoman -- do *not* make me spend any time anywhere with lots of insects and zero electrical outlets -- but I'm in awe of Nature. A pity that so many of the sociopaths in GOP regimes can't feel the wonder and awe of being part of this astonishing and rich universe.

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

pretty kitties.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Sand kittehs! 😍

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Thanks, you have totally improved my day with these tiny, adorable predators.

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M'Hael's avatar

I had to leave a purring, content kitty who wanted snuggles and scritches and INSTEAD come here to THIS fuckin' place for eight hours and do stupid bullshit work stuff and now I want to go back home. 😉

(Well... go back home EVEN MORE, I should say.)

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

All those kittens!

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Menotsure's avatar

They are not much bigger

Than a tiny golden fox

But when you are a sand cat

The world's your litter box.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Well, gosh, I see the local teenagers have totally "transitioned".

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Too bad trump thinks the world is his litter box, too.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

They're purdy!!!

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memzilla's avatar

Sand cats? So that's why that gif shore looks a little grainy.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Sandy Frank?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

More obscure - Who is "Sandy Frink?"

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M'Hael's avatar

Annnnnnnnnd the song IMMEDIATELY plays in my head after reading that name.

"Sandy Fraaaaaaaaaaank! Sandy Fraaaaaaaaaaank!"

"Spielberg won't return his calllllllllllllllls, WHOOOAAA!"

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! Thinks people come from trees!

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Hee hee! I got that.

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Sanding cats is even crueler than juggling kittens.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Just getting the burrs...

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

I have never even heard of a sand cat. You have expanded my world.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Those are definitely some sort of spotted wild Babby Cats.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Sand kitties for Tabs!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Momma cat be all yep...this is my life now.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Scitties!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Sandy kitties!

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Dee Whitman's avatar

"The judge’s response to the testimony of the AI dead man in the trial of his real-life killer is … that’s a stupid fucking judge."

No one can possibly know what the dead man wd've said about his killer or what kind of sentence the killer should receive, bc regardless of how well *anyone* knew the victim, his views about mercy, justice, etc. might've changed in the nanosecond before he died. If it were possible to bring him back from the dead briefly, he might say, "Yeah, my views changed as soon as I realized that my life was over. I want you to give that killer the maximum sentence / the minimum sentence." Absolutely ludicrous for anyone to think they could know his thoughts, and ludicrous for that judge to use ****his interpretation**** rather than true utterances from victims when making his decision.

That we (humans) now have to deal with the distortions and dangers of AI on top of all of the problems that come with having idiots in so many positions of authority is ... Humans are doomed, which is maybe for the best. It's certainly a good outcome for all other fauna and for all flora.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I never got my Pope pin, I'm still waiting.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Yesterday was good. Praise at work, plus I got a free new mini friend to keep in my bag--a hamster stuffie I have happily named Hammy. (The mini panda in my bag is named Paul. I don't know why.) I woke up about an hour ago and paid my credit card bill. It's gonna rain today. All day.

Sad part is, all I wanna do is clothes shopping. Clothes shopping I can't afford. I miss thrift shop adventures.

Nice though? I'm off for mother's day.

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Mark's avatar

“'Elected officials who think they can cheat to stay in power will be held accountable. No one is above the law,' Paxton said in a statement.

How ironic from the man who is apparently above the law. https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/16/ken-paxton-acquitted-impeachment-texas-attorney-general/

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

I'm so fucking glad I dropped Facebook. I miss not knowing when my friend's birthdays are but that's about all. I don't miss the "friends" who use FB to brag about their lives. Or take relentless selfies, "here is me eating breakfast," I do not fucking care.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Same here. On the way up, beloved Meccalopolis pointed out that I won't have to see Younger Sister's fawning, saccharine message on Mothers Day.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I had disengaged from it about five years ago, but when Zuck kissed the ring, I'd had enough. I've been free of it since January. Anyone who knows me knows how to contact me.

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Dave Zimny's avatar

"As we’re now getting torturers around the world — Libya, Saudi Arabia, you know the old gang — to jail our immigrants for us, is there a reason we’re not just deporting people back to their own countries, instead of sending them to third-country permanent torture prison? I am just curious."

I know this was a tongue-in-cheek, rhetorical question, but being a retired old fart with lots of time on my hands, I'm impelled to answer. It's not only that "the cruelty is the point," although that's part of it. Every illegal deportation, every abduction of some innocent student who supported Palestine, every plane whisking Vermont residents to Louisiana or Texas, is a message to all the people Trump and Stephen Miller hate to get out of the country before something painful and outrageous happens to them. It's "self-deportation" in action, and it's exactly what any crime boss would do. (Sigh.)

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Fetterman is a concern. His constituents should demand a full physical.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

What happens, Cassidy Steele Dale? A three week dance party at my house, that's what happens. And then we make plans for the pilgrimage to shit on his grave.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I used to share her opinion that without him, maga falls apart. The oligarchs are in control now, everything is fine.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

From the Master of Idiotic Deflection:

"Vice President JD Vance on Thursday defended President Donald Trump’s statement that children will just have to deal with having fewer dolls as a result of his tariffs by offering parents a wild counterpoint: Those kids could go to war.

“What I’d ask people is not whether they want two dolls or five dolls or 20 dolls for their kids...,” Vance told Fox News’ Martha MacCallum. “I’d ask American moms and dads ... Would you like to — God forbid, if your country goes to war and your son or daughter is sent off to fight — would you like to know that the weapons that they have are good American-made stuff, not made by a foreign adversary.”"

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-vance-trump-dolls-barbies-fox-news_n_681d4e26e4b0a178bc0012d6

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

And Robyn's new post on just that topic just went up! https://www.wonkette.com/p/jd-vance-why-do-kids-need-dolls-when

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕ Perrrfect 😸

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

A retired commercial pilot I met once dead-headed back from the Caribbean to Miami with his girlfriend as sole passenger .The plane lost all navigation and communications about half way to Miami, and he had to fly in blind. He described it as one of the more hairy things he'd had to do as a pilot, but fortunately he knew the airport well enough to find it. I don't recall how he was able to notify the tower that he was in trouble, but he did and was able to land safely. He and girlfriend got married soon thereafter.

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mvario's avatar

Father Guido Sarducci on Colbert a few days ago…

https://youtu.be/mmRVuB5exLM

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Man I got reamed by some italians when I made a reference to Guido. He was one of the characters I remembered from SNL. I've gotten called down on several names combined with cuss words.

It's like a minefield with eggs.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

“[A]re pronouns why $67 million jets are missing their marks and going splooshity-bye?”

Well I seen on Newsman that Biden made all them fighter pilots transgenders now so yeah.

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carovee's avatar

So many local articles on how hard hit businesses are by tariffs. Every single person quoted assures the reporter that they absolutely must pass the cost on to consumers. Which is true for small businesses. Large ones? I'm not buying it.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Ceo's need more houses, yachts and money to buy politicians. There is never enough money and power to satisfy them.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

I would love to see the Cheeto pulling corporate CEOs into the Oval to threaten them with some sort of bullshit federal action if they don't eat the costs of his tariffs. The more of his support he pisses away, the happier we all should be.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Corporate america owns the govt courtesy of citizens united.

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AIB's avatar

I thought the furriners were supposed to eat the tax.

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IAmArlo's avatar

I couldn’t access the article so please help me out. Was it Pelkey’s own words stated by the AI avatar, or somebody else’s words? Cuz it sure sounds like somebody else’s words presented through Pelkey’s image. Whether Pelkey would have expressed such a sentiment is then purely speculation. How does that get admitted?

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

See the "really stupid judge" portion of the comment. Seems like grounds for an automatic appeal just for the novelty of the whole situation.

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