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eddi-SABH's avatar

That's his body double. The one that climbed Everest in a blizzard.

Cress Davis-Silas's avatar

So now anybody who had pictures taken at Olan Mills is a “looks model“?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. It's just like everything else out of the liar's mouth: a lie.

CJ's avatar

his hairline looks identical in both shots. like every single hair lol

insert_something_creative's avatar

Does anyone remember Glamour Shots at the mall? Because those look like glamor shots.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

For some reason, Robyn is evincing in this post a disinclination to believe anything George Santos says.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm going with Occam's Razor, Robyn.

Wasn't there recently a doc (streaming, cable, Vice?) about male and female models (mostly high-end) being sexually harassed? Like it's endemic in the industry (like any industry that preys on young, inexperienced, good-looking kids).

I think he ran across this documentary and saw a way to be get his name out there, be relevant again.

The pics are probably from some earlier scam.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I did a "mannequin model" thing at sears in the 80s. It was fun bc of how people reacted when they noticed you were real. Not sure how that sold clothes tho.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I went to college with a woman who worked her way through school as an organ salesperson. She was an organ major.

A short-lived phenomenon in the 60's and 70's, small electronic spinet-style organs for households that already had a piano. The salespeople knew all the tricks and could set up some popular song with all sorts of whizbang effects.

She was quite good. I don't know how many organs she sold.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Yep, there was a Jordan Kitts at Tyson's Corner Center back in the day.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Oh sure, there were stores in the mall. I loved those things.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"favorite astronaut/skeet shooting Olympic gold medalist"

He WAS NEVER AN ASTRONAUT, he was the Commodore of the whole Space Command!!!

John Strycharz's avatar

George destroyed 17 Death Stars and was promoted to Top Rear Admiral.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Big fuckin' deal. Han Solo never blew up one Death Star, and they made him a general.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Wait....I thought he was Bottom Rear?

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

“Young me did something called ‘looks modeling,’” he wrote on social media. “Age 18 in these. Fun times, but looking back I can say I was being constantly sexually harassed and I didn’t realize it. I was naive and young and didn’t see malice in any of it. Now when I look back it haunts me and I wish I could remember all of the peoples names and faces."

Oh, who needs memory, why not just make them up? It's kinda your thing.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Habitual liars have so much trouble remembering names and faces.

And dates. And details. And any verifiable fact in the entire story.

Cakes We Like's avatar

Georgie, Georgie, Georgie... I have roughly 50 photos like this of myself and Mr Cakes from ~2005. These are not "looks modelling", these are a photo shoot, paid for by yourself or your family, in which you wear your own clothes, maybe have your hair and make-up done by an on-site stylist, and then get charged a fortune for a CD full of edited photos.

Nice try.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Honestly disappointed that the modeling thing didn't work out for him, because then he would have just been a moderately-successful has been today and not a corrupt former elected official.

Bel-Ami's avatar

In-store modeling? That was on its way out in MY day even in upscale shops. We did it once in a rare while for special customers (some women, often foreign) did not want to try cloths on preferring to see what they liked and have it altered to fit.

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

The mother of a former student of mine just died at age 96. Her obituary said that she used to be a model in the fine dresses and coats department of a local department store.

That ended when she got married and had kids. Her 2 sons are in their early 70s,

That store was kind of elegant but it wasn't anything like in the Grace Brothers store in "Are You Being Served?"

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Who cares? I can’t wait for this grifter to get convicted and go away forever.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Time to get back to the store, Kitara. The other mannequins are waiting for their turns.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

His need for attention is as needy as twumps. Not going to give it to him.