I'm Dreaming Of A Wonkristmas (Sun., Dec. 18!)
Detroit and Detroit-driveable Wonkers, YOU COME ON A MY HOUSE Sun., Dec. 18!
Hey you big jerks, do you live within driving distance of Detroit? TRICK QUESTION, all of North America can be "driving distance" of Detroit!
Well come on a my house Sunday., Dec. 18, say 3-7 p.m. (which somehow keeps ending up being 3 to 12: 30 a.m.), and we will have a CLASSY FETE of ELEGANCE and CLASS! I already bought a Honeybaked ham, and your friend Lisa is making a smoked whitefish, and I am guessing I will make other stuff too, and alkyhol.
You email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com for my address, to be used ONLY FOR GOOD and NEVER FOR EVIL, and I will see you there unless I see you first, after I forget to bake this cake.
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Please keep Wonkette going forever, oh man you are going to WEEP when I write this month's moneybeg, I am putting it off because I can't even. (Oh right sorry, NOBODY'S FIRED.)
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Snort. When has ever been whole and unbroken?