Hey you big jerks, do you live within driving distance of Detroit? TRICK QUESTION, all of North America can be "driving distance" of Detroit!
Well come on a my house Sunday., Dec. 18, say 3-7 p.m. (which somehow keeps ending up being 3 to 12: 30 a.m.), and we will have a CLASSY FETE of ELEGANCE and CLASS! I already bought a Honeybaked ham, and your friend Lisa is making a smoked whitefish, and I am guessing I will make other stuff too, and alkyhol.
You email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com for my address, to be used ONLY FOR GOOD and NEVER FOR EVIL, and I will see you there unless I see you first, after I forget to bake this cake.
Now then OPEN THREAD!
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Please keep Wonkette going forever, oh man you are going to WEEP when I write this month's moneybeg, I am putting it off because I can't even. (Oh right sorry, NOBODY'S FIRED.)
The international date line:https://www.britannica.com/...
Snort. When has ever been whole and unbroken?