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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Of all the udderly stupid things to say!

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

I was in FFA with a girl whose project cow had to get an abortion. I still don't understand it.

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DLZebub's avatar

Maybe 4H for every school, but they trailer the animals in for city kids, so they aren't on a bus for two hours, or they get small farm animals like chickens and rabbits.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Anyone on Android having problems zooming?

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

The way I phrased my statement

Naaaw lil buddy. Your phrasing was fine. The content was shit.

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forestvillain's avatar

It is important, when demonizing even the most deserving, that you spell the name correctly. Nelsen.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He had a teatsable moment!

And ... He learned from it? Not sure if I believe that one yet. He does have an R behind his name, and they regularly just bald face Santos about everything.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

“I am deeply sorry. I recognize the mistake and commit to doing better in the future."

If you’ve made it this far in life without doing better I’m not sure you know how.

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GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

Oh I know how to help explain because I grew up in the Midwest cow district.

So, like a woman, cows can give birth, and then republican dudes are sexist bags of trash. The end.

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whatwhomever's avatar

I would assume cow pregnancies could go bad and threaten the mother’s life just as with human pregnancies.

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Dude, does Devin Nunes know what you've been doing with his cows? Bro code man, bro code.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ew, Robyn, you made me think about Devin Nunes.

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Paul Woodford's avatar

See, this is the problem with naming yourself George Santos. Right now you should be bringing up your previous experience as a veterinarian and comparing it with your time as an ob/gyn.

Unless you're lying about being in the FFA. There's your Santos.

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

Moooo-ve on.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

Reminds me of a story I heard about a traveling salesman

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lucysdiamonds's avatar

Beats the conventional incel wisdom on women and reproduction

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