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"I had a tremendous loss. A kind of loss like you've never seen before. More loss than anyone else."

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Or the Brawlin' Cousin-Humpers, for the Palinesque touch.

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Right?

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But how were the razor-toothed gree-worms?

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He was always the meanest spanner monkey in the repair shop...

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I may be wrong but if he does sue the accounting firm, won't that open his returns to discovery?

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We can only hope. That and hope the firm has the tenacity to call his bluff.

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Sucka B Slanders says what?

She has a lot of room to talk, she graduated from some half ass Christian college.

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So I should stop writing, "fkn idiot says what?"

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This is pretty OT, sorry: Notre-Dame is burning: https://www.bbc.com/news/wo...

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I wouldn't be surprised if he used the contributions to his foundation by other people to claim as his own deduction.

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No, no- brevity is the soul of wit.

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Couldn't hurt. I am a little upset with you for making me think of Huckabeast getting banged, though. But, point taken. If you want it, aren't getting it, and think masturbation is sinful...well...yeah that can impact your disposition.

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Wondering where Hamburger U Alabama is ranked.

https://corporate.mcdonalds...

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Okay Sarah of the Southern Walleyes, if we're going with the "too-dumb-to-look-at-things" Huckabee Standard, then we'll need to be retiring PResident Flapface like, yesterday.

That fucker doesn't even know how windmills work, or forests, or pretty much anything. He wants his briefings with PICTURES. He can't even come up with serious policy for immigration, only a troll-y "send them to Sanctuary Cities HAW HAW" bogus failure of anything resembling ideas.

But let's not take my word for it. Let's take his: "No product has suffered like this one. But again, what the hell do I know?"

In addition, he didn't even stay at a Holiday Inn even when getting pissed on by Russian hookers (which is probably claimed as a write-off on his taxes).

I REST MY CASE.

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Thanks, $5F. I did smile a little.

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