Good news: We live in U.S. America, where we get to democratically elect our leaders, kind of, except for that one time the Supreme Court did it for us, GRRRRRRRRRR RAGE FACE, never getting over that. Bad news: Our candidates tend to suck, and we have all of us, yes ALL of us, sighed heavy sighing sighs and tapped the screen or checked the box or punched the chad and recited "lesser of evils, lesser of evils" before drowning our sorrows in booze, for democracy, groan.
that reminds me of a story a radio DJ told about his dad taking a dump out of a window of a moving car and later on a busload of tourists who happened to witness that even were talking among themselves about the ugly dude with boil-infested hairy face with the YOOOGE cigar.
OK, so here's a fine example of %100 Genuine Manufactured Christian Butthurt. As a former music teacher all I can say is that band director should be ashamed of himself. I can only hope they uses all the sweet butthurt monies they are sure to rake in to at least buy some nice new oboes, bassoons, f horns, etc for the school.
maybe they are the ones who really know satire, and are in reality a funny car load of professional clowns - and the Wonkedoos have no real hip sense of funny after all - how depressing - i need a joint and a drink - i'm losin it
that reminds me of a story a radio DJ told about his dad taking a dump out of a window of a moving car and later on a busload of tourists who happened to witness that even were talking among themselves about the ugly dude with boil-infested hairy face with the YOOOGE cigar.
You just froze a baby. This is going to replace "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" as my go-to nonsense expletive.
unless you think about one of them becoming president. Then they get a hell of a lot less funny.
Enjoy it...the only laughs anyone's gonna get out of this Republican sack of bastards.
Me too. After the 7th or 8th shot anyway
Hope someone from the DNC uses clips from this instead of the actual debate for the ads for the campaign.
I only wish liquor did it for me. A Republican debate requires a higher degree of self-medication. I gotta go with pills and bong hits.
Is this like the real Republican presidential primary debate? I can't tell.
Dems went overboard for his positions in re Iraq during the Shrub admin and his head swole up.
Is Ben Carson high all the time? Or just part of the time?
I laughed so hard I cried.
Speaking of funny, this made me bust a gut:
http://www.rawstory.com/201...
"Why Jeb?" indeed. WHYYYYYYY
Like the "Surfin' Bird" scene in Pink Flamingos?
SORTA OT BUT NOT REALLY DEPT.
OK, so here's a fine example of %100 Genuine Manufactured Christian Butthurt. As a former music teacher all I can say is that band director should be ashamed of himself. I can only hope they uses all the sweet butthurt monies they are sure to rake in to at least buy some nice new oboes, bassoons, f horns, etc for the school.
http://radio.foxnews.com/to...
maybe they are the ones who really know satire, and are in reality a funny car load of professional clowns - and the Wonkedoos have no real hip sense of funny after all - how depressing - i need a joint and a drink - i'm losin it
That was as funny as "Borat". I know of no higher compliment.I could watch an entire leap-reading tape of Ben Carson.