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H0mer0's avatar

that reminds me of a story a radio DJ told about his dad taking a dump out of a window of a moving car and later on a busload of tourists who happened to witness that even were talking among themselves about the ugly dude with boil-infested hairy face with the YOOOGE cigar.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

You just froze a baby. This is going to replace "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" as my go-to nonsense expletive.

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whatwhomever's avatar

unless you think about one of them becoming president. Then they get a hell of a lot less funny.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Enjoy it...the only laughs anyone's gonna get out of this Republican sack of bastards.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Me too. After the 7th or 8th shot anyway

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Hope someone from the DNC uses clips from this instead of the actual debate for the ads for the campaign.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I only wish liquor did it for me. A Republican debate requires a higher degree of self-medication. I gotta go with pills and bong hits.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Is this like the real Republican presidential primary debate? I can't tell.

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Axomamma's avatar

Dems went overboard for his positions in re Iraq during the Shrub admin and his head swole up.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Is Ben Carson high all the time? Or just part of the time?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I laughed so hard I cried.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

Speaking of funny, this made me bust a gut:

http://www.rawstory.com/201...

"Why Jeb?" indeed. WHYYYYYYY

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Like the "Surfin' Bird" scene in Pink Flamingos?

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

SORTA OT BUT NOT REALLY DEPT.

OK, so here's a fine example of %100 Genuine Manufactured Christian Butthurt. As a former music teacher all I can say is that band director should be ashamed of himself. I can only hope they uses all the sweet butthurt monies they are sure to rake in to at least buy some nice new oboes, bassoons, f horns, etc for the school.

http://radio.foxnews.com/to...

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azeyote's avatar

maybe they are the ones who really know satire, and are in reality a funny car load of professional clowns - and the Wonkedoos have no real hip sense of funny after all - how depressing - i need a joint and a drink - i'm losin it

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beatbort's avatar

That was as funny as "Borat". I know of no higher compliment.I could watch an entire leap-reading tape of Ben Carson.

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