Guess which fancypants lawfirm has the Manafort flu today! Why it is Skadden, Arps enjoying a front page story in the New York Times and a nice chat with the FBI, and perhaps Robert Mueller and his band of scary prosecutors as well. Is it true that all publicity is good publicity?
How much extra for the bird inside?
Eva Peron by way of House Atreides
If we remove trump from any of this shit, it still remains that everyone in politics and business is more corrupt than is even imaginable. Small wonder that every now and again the plebes and the serfs get their shit together and overthrow their evil overlords.
Actually this is bad news, for justice. If half of DC is tied to Manafort The Great, then half of DC has incentive for him to keep silent.
Sometimes, when its done right, guillotines are involved.
See if you can start a rumor telling them seeing hairstyles of the old aristocracy on those who would be our new Ruling Class would really, really piss off those goddamn liberals, and they might go for it out of spite.
Guillotines from outer space, it's the only way to be sure.
MSM forever frets over whether Mueller is doing criminal/counterintelligence investigation. Bottom line - Trump, family, and everyone in his orbit is complicit in some faction of misdeeds. Nonetheless, until someone's in handcuffs and being perp-walked off to jail, we shall maintain position of cynicism.
Quite a lot, but it will be less if you go for a rat or a cockroach instead.
Death or cake?
Sounds good. But who plays Trump? It can't be Alec Baldwin, the whole tone of the movie would become hopelessly silly. On the other hand if it's super focussed on all the conspiratorial activities Trump might not even be in the movie that much. He just does ranting. Not the most hands on colluder.
Watergate Nostalgia: there was the movie based on the White House tapes about a cover-up of wrongdoing set in a convent. With the mother superior as the president character. It was weird but pretty good. Looking forward to lots of interesting and creative Trump Scandal movies.
Laser guillotines would be schweet!
At the accelerated rate of Russia related "mishaps", Manafort could slip and "fall down" any day now.
My money's on falling out the window. Polonium would be too obvious.
Light saber guillotines. Because the ones with actual blades are so uncivilized.
Some creative edditting and you can put the Trump in the movie for free. Have the focus be on the Mueller investigation and just have Donnie ranting on TV at various times to emphasise where in the timeline Mueller's investigation is.