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I have to be careful with my resources for 2020 but I am sending money to whomever is running against Lindsay and Mitch

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Fuck off, Lindsay.

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I love succinct history lessons! Thanks!!

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Mexico, New Mexico, and The Mexican Bowl at Taco Bell.

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Well you need to speak louder. Because clearly they are not hearing you. 😉

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What Cliff said was great. Here’s a little more detail: the Contras were led by Argentine mercenaries who had worked for the dictatorship there. And committed incredible atrocities in Nicaragua. At the same time that was going on there was a right wing dictatorship in El Salvador right next-door that was massacring people. And they were massacres in Guatemala against the indigenous people by their government. That was in the 80s. When Reagan was in. He was completely supportive of all these horrendous dictators. And of course funded the contras to try to overthrow the Sandinistas. And that was who the money they got in the Iran Contra scandal went to. The money they got from selling arms to Iran.

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Perfect! I’m putting this on Twitter.

Joke I heard in the summer: so Trump says Mexicans are all rapists and drug dealers? And you’re afraid they’re coming to steal your job? What exactly do you do?

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I like this idea. And I shall cherish it.

I also now I want each and everyone of them to be arrested while picking up a dead drop at a rainy park in DC. Like in that Robert Hanssen movie, Breach. Good movie. #SpyMovie

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Also I read somewhere, possibly on here that the US is borders with Mexico and Canada have to be in non-militarized according to a treaty. And the Canadian and Mexican sides too. So, yeah no troops. Not gonna happen. That’s why the troops he had down there starting in November we’re nowhere near the border. 😖

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Well I hope he realizes closing the border will bring on a massive avocado shortage!! 😯🥑🥑🥑🥑

Unless that’s the plan. Jacob Wohl doesn’t want all those hipster coffee shop people to have their avocado toast. And now he’s like secretary of agriculture I guess. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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How 'bout helping me out....I sometimes lose my voice.

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It’s hard to choose the biggest fucknut in Congress, but you have to give Miss Linds credit for making a good case for himself.

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I'll admit I thought that was almost as plausible as him actually wanting the job. That said, how crazy would it be if that were actually true and it backfired?

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some?...SOME?

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"... How could she win if the Department of Justice indicted her? I think that's what drove the decision not to indict. They wanted her to win."

Oh, really, Ms. Lindsey? And who was Comey working for when he fired that fucking torpedo into the Clinton Campaign 11 days before the election?

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It is disturbing and more than a little disgusting to watch Ms. Lindsey suck the Donald's ass, just so he can, as he himself admitted, get re-elected.

But then Graham is emblematic of the GOP and how they no longer even try to hide the fact that they care more about keeping a grip on power than they do about this country and its people.

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