Oh, THAT memo! Sucks to be you, Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller's office has filed a Paul, I Am Your Father Response to your You Ain't My Real Daddy Motion. Turns out that the Special Counsel is actually the boss of you after all! WOMP WOMP! See, in March, Paul Manafort's lawyers argued that the Mueller investigation had exceeded its mandate. How even could they investigate Manafort's one million alleged money laundering crimes with Ukrainian cash in 2012 when the ratfucking took place during the 2016 election and involved Russia, a whole 'nother country? The people demand political accountability from Prosecutors Gone Wild, investigating whatever crimes they stumble upon willy nilly!
This is the downside to being a rich cishet WASP male. You become accustomed to the idea that you are NEVER held to account for anything you do. Manafort simply can't process how very fucked he is, because his brain is still screaming NO NO NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING, THIS SHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel Maddow's show tonight pointed out another interesting thing about this court filing. Not just Mueller, but two Justice department sub-departments are involved in prosecuting Manafort. In other words, if Mueller mysteriously vanished, the prosecutions would continue.
And then there's the states... They like to get their tax money too, Paulie.
That’s about as well-thought out a legal strategy as the enlisted morons who tried to outrun the city cops past the Main Gate, claiming “sanctuary “ like it’s tag or something. City has a drop line to MP Dispatch and they had a reception committee waiting
I think in Russia polonium soup would be in his future. it's a Kremlin specialty!
I'm pretty sure Clinton's bj was as close to one as Kenny's ever got.
That is excellent...
This is the downside to being a rich cishet WASP male. You become accustomed to the idea that you are NEVER held to account for anything you do. Manafort simply can't process how very fucked he is, because his brain is still screaming NO NO NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING, THIS SHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on what sounds like successful surgery! May you heal well and fast, with minimal pain and scarring, and enjoy your new top.
Rachel Maddow's show tonight pointed out another interesting thing about this court filing. Not just Mueller, but two Justice department sub-departments are involved in prosecuting Manafort. In other words, if Mueller mysteriously vanished, the prosecutions would continue.
And then there's the states... They like to get their tax money too, Paulie.
Memo to self: Never ever ever steal from the Russian mob...
Navy and Marines have the Brig, Army has the Stockade. In the Air Force, they send you to your room without your laptop
I don’t think Dr. Robby would know insanity if it chewed his eyelids off
That’s about as well-thought out a legal strategy as the enlisted morons who tried to outrun the city cops past the Main Gate, claiming “sanctuary “ like it’s tag or something. City has a drop line to MP Dispatch and they had a reception committee waiting
How about “Drawn and Quartered ?”. I’m Old School
As long as they get a fair trial before their hanging.
Next on Showtime: “Let’s Go to Prison!”
I thought the catapult show was pretty cool, oh, wait, that’s “Punkin’ Chunkin’”
As someone who spent 10 years locked up, 8 as 2nd Shift LT., killing another inmate can result in severe penalties, like “no seconds on dessert”
At least small handed