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Trump asked the FBI Director for "loyalty" and then asked him to drop the criminal investigation of his friend.Comey acted to expose that corruption and he is faulted for not following DOJ policy?Trump's corrupt acts are the real problem, not Comey's attempt to expose them.

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Of course, in biff’s mind, the most important thing how “unfair” this has been to him.

Gawd, what a baby.

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somebody on the TV was explaining it like this "this is like writing a speeding ticket to a guy that was trying to warn everybody that the whole town was about to catch fire" the question I would ask all the RWNJs is "so would we as a country be better off if we didn't know that trump told the FBI director to go easy on his henchman?"

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I saw the headline yesterday: A new study has found a genetic component to same sex behavior.

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Ugh I worry about that shit as I can see less ethical people only having straight kids or some shit.

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Repubs crying about Comey is just crocodile tears. They love him for fucking up the election. They probably carry a picture of him in their wallet.

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Trump: Winning!

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Finally, after all this time, I've run across a strategy that allows me to deal with this presidency without doing anything dangerous and/or stupid. When we get the actual tweets from president shitferbrains in the body of the story, I just skip over them. No idea what they say, which makes the text after the tweets kind of confusing, but I feel so much better.

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Reminds me of the local hippie festival that happens here every summer. It's usually hot and humid, and a lot of women take their shirts off because it's hot and humid (and not illegal). A woman with an 8-9 year old boy spied a couple of girls enjoying the festival in that mode and clamped both hands over her kids' eyes and walked him out of the park that way.

Can you imagine how scarred he would have been if he'd seen those girls' nipples?

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A little girl (toddler age) walked up to a trans woman at a science fiction convention and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?"

The woman said, "A girl."

The kid nodded and walked away. Another conundrum solved.

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"Dirty pillows."

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Oh, fuck James Comey with sharp, rusty votes. He, along with Stein/Johnson voters, spoiled Bernie bros, and assholes like Susan Sarandon, put the dumpster fire in office.

Speaking of asshole Susan Sarandon, I dragged her on Twitter for insisting Tulsi Gabbard belongs on the debate stage. GFY, SS.

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My mother took Elder Sister on a bus in Brooklyn, where there were two nuns sitting together. ES asked, "Mommy, are those the Nazis you were telling me about?"

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Putin must pay her really well.

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