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And brainwashed his idiot sons, who were barely alive in the 80s, to ape that style forever and ever.

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Is President Trump ever in the Situation Room? Didn't he say he doesn't need to attend daily intelligence briefings like every other President of the U.S. because he can tell what's important without them, being a very smart person? (The real reason, naturally, is that he's lazy and has about the same attention span as a five-year-old. Beg your pardon, kids.)

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Some kind of tupperware party, but for cutting boards?

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Your mom (dad?) sounds like a hell of a cook.

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Said this below I think, but it bears repeating; 4-5's Ivanka/Nordstrom tweet was produced during his scheduled intelligence briefing.

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What are Dems on Intelligence Committees going to do with this?Which Repugs will call for action?I know, pessimism is warranted.

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First nuclear golf club. Now everybody will want one.

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In other countries, this kind of ruler is made to behave, or is put down -- or crushes the opposition.Here, the Company still knows how, so anything could happen.

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Its more important that we put people in jail for drugs....just ask them

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Yes...He said he don't need no intelligence

Not a direct quote there

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Saw an article in the USA Today sayin, hey look, Nordstrom employees gave a bunch of money to Clinton.

Now, why don't they ask how its legal for Con-way to use the White House platform to promote her bosse's product? I am tellin ya, this stinks of kleptocracy and maybe even, dare I say it, a little fascism.

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To them, this is legitimate conduct

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Well, I'm sure our good buddies that installed this guy would be pretty pissed about it and point fingers at the media for all that liberal bias.

Wait, they already do that. Yea. Maybe

Though I'm not sure what mommy blos is. My first assumption would be that is like some kind of digital political headquarters where us peons come for direction from a maternal leader.

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Nooooooo

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Just set out some Sluggo and reup the supply every week or two for a couple months. They are attracted to the bait where they consume it. The active compound is virtually harmless to most other things and is a nutrient at low levels.

Problem solved

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I wondered why I had to breath the tail pipes on the road when I was 5

The smog from cars was (or is as far as I know now) horrible in central California.

Oh, but hey. trumpski is going to do places like that a solid and strip the EPA.

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