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For those who missed Trix's original cancer announcement and are now surprised at the "not cancer" announcement she gave (was that yesterday already?) and thinking about it again during Robyn's AOC post which is about sunscreen and therefore indirectly about cancer, I have done the work for you and went back to find the original cancer announcement. It is here:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/hey-missoula-detroit-northern-michigan

It was much longer ago than I thought. I guess time flies when you're a banana or whatever. Anyway, that is where she was talking about cancer on her butt and mammograms and though she didn't say it how the mammograms were not of her butt because that's not how mammograms work.

Anyway, I left a delightful comment on that thread about how I used to kiss the scar on my lover's butt because she had skin cancer on her butt and had it removed and the scar was big and she thought it was unattractive, but I just thought "This is the spot where they saved your life!" so I was always kissing her butt and the kids thought it was funny but I asked them if they were glad that some doctor saved their mom's life and they were like, "Guess we got some butt kissing to do!" and all three of us kissed her butt-scar/lifesaving-location and made her SUPER EMBARRASSED, but what can you do? We hate cancer and we love her, so there.

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Just as a giant size dumpling is simply a normal-sized dumple, a giant sized burrito is actually a burro. And if you're wondering why so many people love eating muffins, it's because they're muffs that you can eat quicker.

#howwordswork.

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