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They can't read Everybody Poops either, because it was banned for telling kids that humans have butts.

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They are playing the fool to "both sides" the abortion issue to ignorant voters.

They are bleeding votes on abortion and are desperately clinging to anything They can point at as them being on the good side.

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I’m assuming this is satirical.

(... and more than slightly afraid to check.)

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What about men being forced to have babies for gay women?

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I didn't look it up, but I'm almost certain it has been by some, ahem, tight-ass somewhere.

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Hi. I'm a barren woman. My uterus was mutant (too small, full of adenomyosis, and bicornuate with a full length septum) and in the unlikely case I was able to carry a pregnancy for more than a few weeks without miscarrying, odds are pretty good that going anywhere close to full term would have killed me. I had the whole thing removed last summer when I found out.

Thankfully I didn't want children, but surrogacy would have been my only option if I had.

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Keeping in mind that their leading thinkers like Jordan Peterson believe that women should be forcibly "distributed" among men for sex and breeding.

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It's logical to assume that there is at least one among all of those weird repressed book banners who, just as homophobes do, hate the things that make tingles in their tightey whiteys.

Therefore, ALL POOP IS P0RN!!!

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As a gay woman, I support this concept.

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These people will say anything at all. Anything. It's absurd.

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Well that's a new one where are these left wingnuts brains up their ass good grief they are competing on who can be the weirdest idiot. Personally I think a puppy is preferable to a kid just saying, Mr. Mel my dog seconded that one.

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I prefer my misogyny with a twist of lime. Wokeness is too sweet...

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To true, Robyn. If they didn’t have Strawmen they’d have nothing.

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"Wait a damned minute... everybody poops? I thought I was the only one. Why am I just learning this?"

said average conservative voter

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Yeah, I'm really hot to get my political opinions from someone who's "patriotic" handle is based on a Harry Potter villain. Who are these dipshits?

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They're working to make sure the TERFs stay on board. There are, unfortunately, quite a few white "feminists" who are liberal-ish only insofar as their own privileges are preserved. The language here is pretty much identical to what TERF-y self-proclaimed "feminists" use when they try to dehumanize M-to-F trans people.

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