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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

They can't read Everybody Poops either, because it was banned for telling kids that humans have butts.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

They are playing the fool to "both sides" the abortion issue to ignorant voters.

They are bleeding votes on abortion and are desperately clinging to anything They can point at as them being on the good side.

AJ Milne's avatar

I’m assuming this is satirical.

(... and more than slightly afraid to check.)

Manny Bothans's avatar

What about men being forced to have babies for gay women?

Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

I didn't look it up, but I'm almost certain it has been by some, ahem, tight-ass somewhere.

Anzu's avatar

Hi. I'm a barren woman. My uterus was mutant (too small, full of adenomyosis, and bicornuate with a full length septum) and in the unlikely case I was able to carry a pregnancy for more than a few weeks without miscarrying, odds are pretty good that going anywhere close to full term would have killed me. I had the whole thing removed last summer when I found out.

Thankfully I didn't want children, but surrogacy would have been my only option if I had.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Keeping in mind that their leading thinkers like Jordan Peterson believe that women should be forcibly "distributed" among men for sex and breeding.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's logical to assume that there is at least one among all of those weird repressed book banners who, just as homophobes do, hate the things that make tingles in their tightey whiteys.

Therefore, ALL POOP IS P0RN!!!

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

As a gay woman, I support this concept.

Pm Deering's avatar

These people will say anything at all. Anything. It's absurd.

PattiLeigh's avatar

Well that's a new one where are these left wingnuts brains up their ass good grief they are competing on who can be the weirdest idiot. Personally I think a puppy is preferable to a kid just saying, Mr. Mel my dog seconded that one.

Bassohmatic's avatar

I prefer my misogyny with a twist of lime. Wokeness is too sweet...

Gary_Seven's avatar

To true, Robyn. If they didn’t have Strawmen they’d have nothing.

Hizzoner's avatar

"Wait a damned minute... everybody poops? I thought I was the only one. Why am I just learning this?"

said average conservative voter

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Yeah, I'm really hot to get my political opinions from someone who's "patriotic" handle is based on a Harry Potter villain. Who are these dipshits?

Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

They're working to make sure the TERFs stay on board. There are, unfortunately, quite a few white "feminists" who are liberal-ish only insofar as their own privileges are preserved. The language here is pretty much identical to what TERF-y self-proclaimed "feminists" use when they try to dehumanize M-to-F trans people.