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You are enjoying a virtual boat ride down the Douro followed by a virtual wine tasting in today’s header gif. More info about that here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/crusin-the-douro

clairence's avatar

Nice pics of a beautiful place!

I was like, "Looks like France. Could be Spain. No, it's France. Well...? Huh nice river valley. Could be Spain, Portugal, France...?? I don't know!"

I will have to someday *someday!* drag the fam to Europe for a vacation. Thanks for sharing yours.

zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

boatpoooooooorm!

Boaty the plural's avatar

That header gif looks like the set of photo in a captcha met a powerpoint slide enthusiast.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Thanks! That’s what I was going for.

Menotsure's avatar

I only visited Portugal one time, back in 1997 and fell in love with the unfortified reds of the Duoro Valley. They are full bodied, with a plummy, and spicy character and they age well. Your photos capture the beauty of the region well. Thanks again.

VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Both of my two trips to Spain when working for a Spanish company were two week stays with the Saturday in between falling on a National holiday. Virtually everything was closed, so I drove over to Portugal. Didn't make it as far as the coast, but did come home with a little 1 L hammered copper aguardiente still.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

They really are lovely wines. In fact, you’ve reminded me that I need to order a few cases. 😁🍷

Menotsure's avatar

I think they are unique among the Atlantic facing regions varietals, and don't break the bank.

noname's avatar

Love the simulated slide show presentation as well!

GEM's avatar

Nice! If I was to do a cruise, a European river would suit just fine. I can swim to shore if it sinks.

ZKat's avatar

Awesome! I recognized where you were from the river cruise my wife and I did there in November. Unfortunately there was no port wine as part of the trip as it was a vegan cruise and they couldn’t find any port that was vegan.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Probably due to the use of animal sourced fining agents to clarify the final product. Traditionally brewers and winemakers used isinglass (powdered fish swim bladders) or egg whites or gelatin. Guiness famously became vegan in 2018(?) when they stopped using isinglass finings.

Babe Paley's avatar

Any port in a storm?

Skye Marthaler's avatar

I applaud the imagery but I was confused for a moment on whether I was supposed to spot Kate Middleton, like some royal version of Where's Waldo, in them. On several I answered...maybe.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

She’s there, along with her twelve children, hiding behind that bush.

fuflans's avatar

seriously subscribe to Simon Rosenberg/hopium. it's life saving.

also democracy saving because he's doing R tactic guerrilla warfare by making sure we all don't despair. (also, he's very often right...).

Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream's avatar

Hey, Tabs suggestion for tomorrow: https://defector.com/for-lilly-always-there

Diana Moskovitz's painfully touching and beautiful tribute to her recently-deceased cat. Absolutely devastating and totally worth everyone's time.

michael schlesinger's avatar

Here's a movie rec for you: "The American Society of Magical Negroes," which addresses the racial situation in America in a surprisingly sweet and amusing way. But it flopped in its opening weekend, so go quickly.

tim gueguen's avatar

Given all the talk about the Royals this Killing Joke tune seems appropriate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Ljc7VymWY

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Speaking of Kate Middleton...

I had to ask lawyer daughter, (Harry and Meghan sympathizer, and royals expert), about it.

She was astonished that I hadn't heard, or knew anything about the Kate kerfuffle, and was a little overjoyed to inform me.

(I need to get out more.)

She wishes it was called "water-Kate" cause she thinks that is funny!

Sister Artemis's avatar

I sometimes think the "gate" thing is wearing thin, and then I'll Lawyer Daughter proves me wrong. WaterKate is PERRRFECT!

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Agreed!

She says they're calling it "KateGate," and that "WaterKate" is much better!

defpac's avatar

Har har har.

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1770057709527744665

EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump’s golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey, paid $82,500 last week to settle a lawsuit alleging that it had silenced a sexually harassed waitress by tricking her into an unfair hush money deal, according to the ex-employee’s lawyer.

....

"But then comes this line out of nowhere: “The parties agree that Alina Habba is not a party to this release.” That means Habba was specifically cut out of the deal, allowing Bianco to sue her directly for the exact same issues."

Lady MS's avatar

Starting the party early today; having a poor girl’s mimosa (or two) with brunch so I’ll be sufficiently cheerful by 2p.m. Late MS always said to wake him when someone finally goes to jail. Gonna clang the shit out of our solar wind chime at Peter Navarro’s appointed hoosegow hour🥳

Craig Nixon's avatar

This is living your best life.

Lady MS's avatar

It’s the simple pleasures, doncha know…

SunMoonStars's avatar

independents say if Trump is convicted in the porn peener case in New York, they’ll be less likely to support him.

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These are not independent voters they are Rs. If they were truly independent they would never consider him on any level.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Yesterday I brought you up to date on how the QAnon Cretins are handling the "PAB is broke?!?111!!!" situation. Many thought the bond would be defeated because 8th AMENDMENT!!11!!1!!

However, those Cretins do not understand the Constitution, which they claim to love and is in their very DNA. Because the 8th Amendment only applies to criminal bonds/bail, not civil bonds.

That is all.

Randy Bender's avatar

The Constitution sez whatever the syphilitic squirrels in their skulls tells them it sez.

Just like the Biebell.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I'm pretty sure "We'll break them, smack their stupid faces, and teach them how shit works" is a perfectly apposite business slogan.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Did you use that in one of your interviews?

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

That's my strategy in lawsuits, works pretty good!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think UncleTravelingMatt has done that as well.

NotinTexasanymore's avatar

I fascinated by the media gossip on what's **really** happening with Kate Middleton, but I'd like to know why they're ignoring WHERE'S MELANIA?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

My wife's been getting weird with the crochet again.

https://substack.com/profile/156971334-satanic-pancake/note/c-51986315

Although I do appreciate the startled/aghast look of the crowd.

ziggywiggy's avatar

They're cute! What do you use them for?

Satanic Pancake's avatar

There's some sort of alumni event coming up, and somehow these are going to be part of whatever it is that the psych department is putting together for the event. I'm guessing door prizes or something.

ziggywiggy's avatar

"We ain’t got no movie recs for you this week"

But I do! Every week.

This Saturday watch 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬! with me and some other Wonkers.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ooh! That's the one with Calista Gingrich.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Hokas and Hypos in one post, only at Wonkette!!!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Donald Trump is literally a Nazi yet again, saying on Sebastian Gorka’s show yesterday that “Any Jewish person that votes for Democrats hates their religion.”

Clearly when he said “religion” he was talking about the auto industry.