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John Thorstensen's avatar

Ms. Powell definitely hat that reggae-artist look to her. If you squint hard enough.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, at least Dominion didn't do like Debbie in "Shameless" -- shove the subpoena in her mouth and take her picture while crowing, "You've been served, bitch!"

Bitter Scribe's avatar

And use a filter. And photoshop dreads onto her head, maybe.

Grimscribe's avatar

I like to pretend otherwise sometimes. For my mental health.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

"Tawdry, Pathetic, and Small, LLC." Is that the law firm representing Powell?

Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Which is available at the salon.

Ken Kohl's avatar

"...this whole mess could have been avoided if she'd acted like a grown up and not forced them to chase her around the country." not been a goofy Big Lie conspiracist.FIFY

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I hope she doesn't have a prepaid bonding experience scheduled in Mexico, because that could slow things down.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Nah. She's not on the lam. She's on the meth.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Such courage of her convictions.....Hey Sid? Now's your chance to release your "Kraken" of evidence and avoid a 2.3 BILLION dollar bill. (Plus court costs, of course.)

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

In summary and in conclusion, it's all so tawdry and pathetic and small.

you know what ELSE is tawdry and pathetic and small....

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

After her seventh martini.

Kooolest G's avatar

I am not a lawyer, but it would seem to me that whoever loses the case and has to pay the other sides expenses would have to pay extra to have process servers chase them all over the country. so wouldn't sydney mckraken end up just paying for this all herself?

rtpoeman's avatar

I work for my county sheriff in the civil unit. We handle service of process like this.

Yes, the law here does allow for all fees to be added to the judgment amount in civil judgments. Even when the attorney gets an address wrong, the defendant is still liable for any additional service fees.....