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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

yeah, but that goes in his hair products.

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whitroth's avatar

Wait, can someone clarify this for me: is the Orange Donald saying that he's a witch, and we're on the Side Of Righteousness (tm), so we should see if he weighs more than a duck (he does), and burn him, or is he saying the Dems and us leftists is Witches (in fact, some of my best friends are Witches), and we're hunting him?

Calling the Department of Mixed Metafives (it's more than fours).

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

I'm sure every communication from Trump is documented, time stamped, witnessed, printed out and backed up.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

"No reason, Broken Rubber."

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

And compounding that by giving sleazy interviews implying that Trump and Mueller are pen pals.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If Dowd was worried about looking bad, he wouldn't have taken on Littlefinger as a client.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Does this mean Trump is done trying to attack Mueller's integrity for now?

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

I say we throw him in the river to see if he floats.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

PETYR BAELISH LIBELZZ!!1!!

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Bill Diaz's avatar

Mueller took a $4-7 million dollar a year pay cut to rescue his nation from the greatest danger it has faced in my lifetime. He isnt doing this for the money or to get his name in the paper.

I dont think that Mueller hates Trump or even thinks about him much at all, other than professionally. He does hate what Trump represents and has put his money where his mouth is accordingly.

Have a great day!

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Karen Marie's avatar

No, he's trying to get a response from Mueller that he can use to claim that Mueller disqualified himself.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

But chaos is a ladder, dontchaknow.

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whitroth's avatar

Yes! Anyone got a duck handy?

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Smibo's avatar

"“The president has sent messages back and forth,’’ Dowd said, declining to elaborate further."

"Back and forth"? Wait, which way is "back", and which is "forth"? I haz a corn-fuze...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He isn't Leader of the Free World. That title is shared by Macron and Merkel.

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