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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Apparently, we at Wonkette need to start writing faster.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

Well, I could use a little luck. Things haven't been great, but with a small bit of fortune I can get back to normal, I'm sure.

Let me just pull this lever here...

"C"

Oooh, is it cash?

"O"

Corporate Jet? I mean, cool, but it's not like I'll be flying anywhere. Maybe I can sell it for cash?

"V"

Uh. Um. "Covert action protocols?" I really can't think of much with this V in the middle slot...

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No, really? Please don't. Please don't. Please don't.

"D"

You fucking HAD TO DO IT, didn't you, universe?

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