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It's not - is that maybe Rashida Jones on the left?

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They are still around but called Kelly Services now.

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She very well may be, but she was a rescue, so her lineage is unknown.

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Why is she wearing a picnic tablecloth? Isn't there a bow to go with it?

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Good point.

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And, Liz, I presume you know the joke that goes with that punchline, right?

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Hey, Kelly. Why the long face?Sorry, I know making fun of people's looks is not OK.

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Those are fair game criticisms for a politician, things that can either be changed or speak to the fitness for the job. What should she do to not be tall? Did her height make her turn into an unethical Qrump toady?

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America thanks you.

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America is full of garbage people. We're a giant landfill.

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"I thought you were one of the good leopards!"

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A chicken salad sandwich that has been left out in the sun for three days is more qualified than Walker, Texas Stranger.

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I think Coulter is intelligent and recognizes reality, which she nonetheless vehemently opposes. The others named are just clueless and unmoored from any facet of reality. Now that she has been abandoned for younger, crazier Christofascists her phone doesn't ring anymore, but she's set for life. All she ever was in for was the money. She never really looked comfortable on TV spouting her shit. But she had that smirk when she spouted ridiculous things that said "I know this is a con, but it's a good living."

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And she looks like the human flesh covering her alien inner parts is itchy, thus the look on her face.

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"Hey, girls, let's make a Maher sandwich!"

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"Into the spiritual realm, the physical realm, the loonie realm, all the realms!"

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