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What fun is that?

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Though somewhat more damaging to the soul.

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Seems logical, but why it is that Florida always seems to get top billing over California?

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If nothing else, it will take you mind off the disease you are trying to cure.

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Look, if reading Hiaasen has taught me anything, it's to stay the hell away from Florida.

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They used to put propylene in Dr Pepper. Don't know why it was in there, or why they stopped putting it in , but I kinda miss it.

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Agree there. Everytime I get a shipment of CPAP parts, I want to complain to Medicare. Talk about a rip off.

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Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

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I kinda had the impression that Carl just copies stuff out of the local paper.

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Some idiot left one afoot in a local safeway parking lot. It was a dark and stormy night and I didn;t see the damn thing until had rolled out of the parking lot, across two lanes of traffic and into me. It stopped moving after it landed on its side.

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Too late for me I'm afraid, been here since I was 18 wayyy back in 1980 and I love it loonies and all, actually, especially the loonies! It takes a certain special je ne sais fuckall to enjoy living here.

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Same guns. Platinum bullets set with teeny tiny baguette diamonds

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Don't be silly. It was soybeans.

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There's not a lot of choice in rural North Carolina, and it's GOT TO be better than WalMart. And I don't have to look at the gross inbreds that shop at Walmart when I got to Publix, so for now, Publix it is.

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Apparently in Publix, the workers own the means of production. It is an employee-owned corporation and is often rated as one the highest-quality general supermarket chains in the country.

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Or bring your own. I have seen this method of cart-tending done at other stores but they all eventually stopped it, except for Aldi. I suppose it helps that Aldi doesn't have very large stores and aren't surrounded by acres and acres of asphalt. It is never a long walk back to to the cart corral. I have been to a few of them in different localities and different states, and they are all like that.

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