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The person that put the BDSM leather Christmas dress on Mrs Falwell?

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The only thing about Christmas that bothers me is the endless, nonstop Muzak, but I work retail so.

Oh, and also that it seems to be eating other fucking holidays.

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Just keep it below the waist and....fuck them.

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If they want to own the libs they should go back to smashing expensive coffee makers, burning expensive shoes and shoving dildos up their ass, because that stuff really burns.

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I remember the Blood Trees of Doom from a couple of years ago.

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Those were the Blood Trees of Doom.

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They have to put her on leave while they go through the process of trying to get her to resign or fire her. It can be long and arduous. This is to make sure she is not removed for political reasons. I don't approve of her politics, but she can't be removed for those politics. But she can be suspended, asked to resign or more for reasons of HOW she expressed those politics. This is part of teacher tenure and intellectual freedom, blah, blah, blah. Personally, I hope they can suspend her credential at least and move to fire her. A suspended credential is a tough thing to live with because every time she applies for any teaching job after that and every time she renews her credential, she will have to disclose that she had her credential suspended and explain why it was suspended. Considering that this is the second suspension for the same thing this school year, and only being back for a week, I guess the district is now going to move for something a bit more harsh than just a suspension.

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I know. "Truly they are dumbdfucks," saith the Lord.

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Word.

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WHAR ELVIS!!!

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As a Christian, I'm always thrilled to hear someone use the birth of my Savior as a way to annoy others. I mean, for this reason the Word became flesh and made His dwelling among us, after all.

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Joy to the world: taunt Libs by referring to your celebration of the birth of the Prince of Peace?

NO SHAME. Motherfuckers have no shame.

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SOL INVICTUS! Someone needs to tell the orange shitmouth that only someone who can stare down the sun can triumph over it and rule as the one true diety on earth.

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Don't let them stop you Don, you can win this! When it goes dark, your triumph will be at hand.

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Mine is something he says to Chico: “I may be wrong, but I think you’re beautiful.”

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Oh shit, that reminds me, I need to pay this month's Christian Psychic Friends network bill!

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