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Dok banhammers us when we do that.

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This reads very George Carlin-esque.

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You know what I mean. Yeah, we're teaching remotely, but we were going to start back in July. I knew it wouldn't happen when he said it. If we had stuck with a reasonable reopen plan in this state, then maybe, but not like it is now. Infections are going back up again.

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I, too.

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I live in Wood County, and yes, fuck those guys.

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Here in MN, testing availability has really ramped up the last two weeks. That's adding to the trend increase, perhaps?

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"Let's go to a bar and pick up some really hot Thessalonian chicks."

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He lives within all of us!

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Gosh. Keep a diary of all the silly things you had to do. And it will be such a test-- sort of a metaphor for the big picture of how people who don't believe in Trump or Trump lies, have to endure them in the air all round and not succumb. That's one way to see it. But then if you did get sick that idea would only make you feel worse so forget it. I heard a 111 year old woman in Spain got the virus and now she's fine!

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I keep a diary out of habit anyway - kinda nice to have it when some upper management idiot that doesn't know what we managers do on site - tries to claim that we just sit around and have meetings all day (okay - we do have excessive meetings but only because offsite management deems it necessary so that they can call in)

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I've heard about that!!

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I of course meant "...hanging on meat hooks with votes."

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I live in Stearns county. It's Trumpville and Michele Bachmann's former territory here> They all think that they are 'the nicest people'. Ya, the nicest people who gave us those two politicians. Ugh.

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Somebody calculate the over/under for killing 7,000,000,000 people in six months. Not likely; but give Lord Dampnut another term, and we'll make it there, for sure!

e^X=7X10^9I mean, you have to get out your trusty TI30-2 for this.

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