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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

I still get to, almost every day.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Said Mr. Bennet...

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Buzz1313's avatar

I’ve been working part time at a place that has tv’s on the wall playing all the time Fox “News” is one of the channels. Over the last three days every time I looked at the screen over the course of an eight hour shift, they were discussing the wall. Eight hours of WALL! No wonder his fans are fucking uninformed malcontents. How are they even allowed to be called a news channel? They’re completely devoid of facts.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Pssst, wanna know a secret?

Brad doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

He’s busy giving the poll numbers multiple orgasms.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Night, Skippy!

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Civil Unrest Engineer (kLo)'s avatar

Are the TVs on opposite walls?

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Scary Larynx is getting jumped right now on twizzlers and it's really rich...

https://twitter.com/TomiLah...

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Bradley Bumblefuck

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The Villainess+'s avatar

When you're famous they let you do it

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Rocket Cat's avatar

Gross gross gross. This is shocking, but Grossface McIncestJoke made a joke about Tom Brady banging Ivanka. BRAIN BLEACH

https://www.thedailybeast.c...

Oh, f’n phantom thread. Gah!

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AttyInBriefs's avatar

I had sciatica so bad once that I couldn’t walk 100 feet without my right leg going numb, but I could ride my bike for two hours and feel better when I got off. Greetings to Big Red One!

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I didn't meant to use the word "vulgar" as a pejorative. I enjoy vulgarity. Very much.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The plea deal the prosecutor and I spent the last four days putting together fell apart. On the other hand, I just watched a convenience store clerk refuse service to a guy who parked in a handicapped spot without a placard, so that's good.

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

It was pretty amazing, actually. I was going to give the bike away, it was gathering dust in a corner of the garage. After all, if I couldn’t walk, how was I going to ride a bike?Then my physical therapist had me riding stationary bikes, so I decided to try a real bike. And I found I could ride. Am saving for an Ebike because every freaking thing is uphill in this town.

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RMKH's avatar

I've fallen into the using my phone phantom thread trap, apparently. Never used to have this problem. Where is everyone?

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