"we no longer have apples to apples analytics because Google did some weird shit this year"
I know it isn't the most important thing, but having to use GA4 has been truly terrible. Our analytics are completely fucked year-over-year and they dropped a lot of the important metrics that we use (nonprofit that doesn't sell things) in favor of monetization.
Yes, I've been bitter about this since the switch in the summer.
Admittedly, 2023 was not a great year. I had a few good things happen that I can’t really talk about, but generally it was war, sadness, and rampant stupidity.
But…it was better than 2022, which was better than 2021, and that was better than 2020 because, let’s face it, with the exception of Biden winning in November, nothing had been as bad as 2020 in a long fucking time.
Are we making progress? Let’s hope so because 2024 looks like a clusterfuck for the ages.
Don't come crying to the Red Headed Libertarian if you have a heart attack, because she thinks you should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps if you have a heart attack while fapping to her picture.
Donald Trump tried to kill his own Vice President in an attempt to overthrow democracy after losing both the popular vote and the electoral college. Just go FUCK yourself. I’m so sick of this “Joe Biden is unpopular” bullshit.
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They’ve written him off’: can Joe Biden beat Donald Trump again?
Democrats are set to enter the 2024 election year with an unpopular and ageing candidate
The current guy is boring, so I’m going to vote for the known dumpster fire who promises to destroy the Union and destroy the world and is a fucking idiot.
The first, a trifecta of legal seagulls, victims of their idiotic overconfidence. Jenna, Rudy and The Kraken. I bet on Old Glue Factory instead.
Second, the Orange Foolius, glaring into the camera with pivotal very strong leadership, chin down to conceal his gross neck wattle. A pox upon his mold infested mansion.
I can't comment there anymore. I got kicked off for calling some chud a floppy, impotent incel who wanks his little worm every night in mama's basement.
Hilarious, considering the truly vile stuff and violent stuff I see on there.
Honestly, it seemed pretty anodyne compared to the horrific stuff I've seen on there (up to and including calling for the death of certain groups, and nothing seems to happen to those posts).
It's a real testament to how thin-skinned and fragile right wing broke brains are.
Snowflakes and sheep. Yell, "Look! An authority figure!" and they'll be down on their knees so fast, drooling so much their shirts are soaked, before they realize it's just Speaker Johnson.
Yeah, I know. I usually don't. It had been almost a year since I delved in there to make comments, but I had some aggression to take out this week, LOL!
And now that I'm banned, there will be no temptation to do so again.
Some of the stuff on that site..... *cries* I hate sharing air with these people. It's truly vile. The people there are truly vile (and I have several family members who are staunch Breitbart readers).
I didn't think I could ever quit Facebook, but I did. I haven't been on there in over a year. And while I did go onto Breitbart a few times this past week, I don't pop in there nearly to the extent I have done in the past.
Baby steps are good! We're headed in the right direction at least. XD
"we no longer have apples to apples analytics because Google did some weird shit this year"
I know it isn't the most important thing, but having to use GA4 has been truly terrible. Our analytics are completely fucked year-over-year and they dropped a lot of the important metrics that we use (nonprofit that doesn't sell things) in favor of monetization.
Yes, I've been bitter about this since the switch in the summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_6Vs8pADrQ
Auld Lang Syne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeXnFx7aPOE
Blue Suede Shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9ybOlDjJ2Q
The Great Imposter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHgHrCwQBA
Runaway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUlOyj9F5gM
Calendar Girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCgDvUM4TM
The Twist
Hey all you Wonkies. Happy 123123!!!
Admittedly, 2023 was not a great year. I had a few good things happen that I can’t really talk about, but generally it was war, sadness, and rampant stupidity.
But…it was better than 2022, which was better than 2021, and that was better than 2020 because, let’s face it, with the exception of Biden winning in November, nothing had been as bad as 2020 in a long fucking time.
Are we making progress? Let’s hope so because 2024 looks like a clusterfuck for the ages.
I find this calendar difficult to masterbate[sic] to.
Difficult, but not impossible.
Don't come crying to the Red Headed Libertarian if you have a heart attack, because she thinks you should pull yourself up by your own bootstraps if you have a heart attack while fapping to her picture.
The big one that temporarily kilt me was an epic homage to Elvis, sadly.
hahahahahahahaha DED
Happy New Year and all those stories-of-the-month you're gonna provide!! I can't wait! 🥳
Chris and Dana have a gift subscription for the first person who emails me at rebecca@wonkette.com!
ok we got a taker!
Donald Trump tried to kill his own Vice President in an attempt to overthrow democracy after losing both the popular vote and the electoral college. Just go FUCK yourself. I’m so sick of this “Joe Biden is unpopular” bullshit.
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They’ve written him off’: can Joe Biden beat Donald Trump again?
Democrats are set to enter the 2024 election year with an unpopular and ageing candidate
https://www.ft.com/content/00e33739-7d5d-4cda-9304-89700d2135c3
The current guy is boring, so I’m going to vote for the known dumpster fire who promises to destroy the Union and destroy the world and is a fucking idiot.
The candidate is ageing! Unlike other humans.
If Joe Biden won’t stop age of them I have no choice but to vote for Trump who stopped age of at the age of 4!
PAB is a nonviable fetus.
My favorites are the mugshots.
The first, a trifecta of legal seagulls, victims of their idiotic overconfidence. Jenna, Rudy and The Kraken. I bet on Old Glue Factory instead.
Second, the Orange Foolius, glaring into the camera with pivotal very strong leadership, chin down to conceal his gross neck wattle. A pox upon his mold infested mansion.
In "Making Money" Pratchett has a man's mind put into a Turnip.
Electing the turnip President was a step too far.
So I would guess that while nobody was looking an intern then snuck the turnip's mind into the man's husk - and that's what we elected president.
⭐ Dog Bites in Review ⭐
Joe Biden’s America: 13 Times His Dogs Bit Someone
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/12/30/joe-bidens-america-13-times-his-dogs-bit-someone/
I can't comment there anymore. I got kicked off for calling some chud a floppy, impotent incel who wanks his little worm every night in mama's basement.
Hilarious, considering the truly vile stuff and violent stuff I see on there.
I'm shocked I haven't been kicked out of Blightfart yet, since I've been kicked off of every other conservative website.
Honestly, it seemed pretty anodyne compared to the horrific stuff I've seen on there (up to and including calling for the death of certain groups, and nothing seems to happen to those posts).
It's a real testament to how thin-skinned and fragile right wing broke brains are.
Snowflakes and sheep. Yell, "Look! An authority figure!" and they'll be down on their knees so fast, drooling so much their shirts are soaked, before they realize it's just Speaker Johnson.
It's possibly better that you don't trouble yourself with that sort of thing.
It's out there, and you know it's out there, but no point in rolling around in it.
Yeah, I know. I usually don't. It had been almost a year since I delved in there to make comments, but I had some aggression to take out this week, LOL!
And now that I'm banned, there will be no temptation to do so again.
Some of the stuff on that site..... *cries* I hate sharing air with these people. It's truly vile. The people there are truly vile (and I have several family members who are staunch Breitbart readers).
It absolutely is something.
I didn't think I could ever quit Facebook, but I did. I haven't been on there in over a year. And while I did go onto Breitbart a few times this past week, I don't pop in there nearly to the extent I have done in the past.
Baby steps are good! We're headed in the right direction at least. XD