It's Your 2023 Hot Ladies Calendar But Of Stories Not Hot Ladies Because Some Of Them Are Marjorie Taylor Greene!
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Hello! Hi there! Willkommen, bienvenue, wahlcome! Today is the day we shoot a bunch of “year in” posts at you from noon to midnight! Usually Evan starts us off with the top 10 stories of the year, but we no longer have apples to apples analytics because Google did some weird shit this year, so now we’re doing a Hot Ladies calendar … of stories!
Get ready to count … up … the top story from each month, as chosen by whether or not Smartnews chose to feature it on its read all the news on your phone when you are bored app, because that is usually what happened.
Let’s go!
JANUARY!
FEBRUARY!
MARCH!
APRIL!
MAY!
JUNE!
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JULY!
AUGUST!
SEPTEMBER!
OCTOBER!
NOVEMBER!
DECEMBER!
And there you have it, the top story of each month, mostly chosen by whether Smartnews sent it to its users or not! See you in an hour, suckers!
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The top personal things this year:
1) Cancer surgery and recovery. I guess that's a big deal and needs to be at the top.
2) One year car-free.
3) Built a cool suitcase.
4) Started buying watches for fun.
5) Collected art sculptures
6) Made new friends.
Next year plans:
1) Continue working on recovering from cancer
2) Visit a dentist
3) Get back into shape
4) More fly fishing
5) More travel (out west and east) plan for a Nepal hike in '25