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MommaDoc's avatar

I don’t know who will try these cases but I say move like a bitch on them.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

It would take that kind of money to get me to spend 10 minutes with Bannon and Miller.

subterrene's avatar

Yeah, everything about Guo shouts "high-level Chinese agent" to me. What better way to worm yourself into American politics than having all the appearances of being a billionaire (as we've already experienced)?

Snarkrates's avatar

Yelling to the heavens that ol' Joe is awash in money from Gina, while secretly swan diving into vats of Renminbi--every Republican accusation is a confession.

SethTriggs's avatar

Flooding the zone works, especially when you have a large captive media infrastructure.

Worriedman's avatar

I have a little white dog. Can't say I've ever "swanned around" with him.

He's a good dog !

https://substack.com/@brawlatthepoetscafe/note/c-51828442?r=insr

Cat Cafe's avatar

He is just such an outrageously bad guy.

Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I want to invest my children's college money in this HCoin thingy, after all it has a guy smoking cigars which obviously means he's rich.

Or going to develop tongue cancer.

tegrat's avatar

He must have some tales to tell, I would think.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Gotta say, as a 56-year-old white dude, I’m content with my absolute lack of rapping throughout my life, and my projected non-rapping for the rest of it. EXCEPT…I am not embarrassed to admit I know the entirety of Rappers’ Delight, and will spout it at the drop of a hat.

Zap's avatar

Don't touch me 'cause I'm close to the edge.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Screaming about how China is our nation’s greatest threat while pocketing their money and giving guided tours around Mar-a-Lago is just peak MAGA.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump has been doing it for years. He showed them the way.

I can 100% guarantee that if you showed a MAGA cultist how much grifting Trumpworld has been doing with the Chinese, they would call it fake news.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oh, the bankruptcy court/trustees can be vicious when they find money they can claw back. Do eeet!

James Baskin's avatar

The shit you can almost get away with.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

He's lived well for a long time and is probably in a soft lockup. As opposed to dead or in a Chinese prison. So a win?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Steve Wynn, who runs a casino in Macau"

and whose face is clinging on to dear life.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Too bad he left the RNC before Lara got there. She could have mounted his head on her wall.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

and he wouldn't have seen it coming...

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Forget about the Biden Crime Family, the Trump-verse got so much China the house rattles for ten minutes if you shut the door too hard.

tek's avatar

I'm starting to get the feeling that The Biden Crime Family is 100% pure projection.

House of the Blue Lights's avatar

stg in my next life I want to be the CEO of some billionaire's grifty bullshit bc this working for a living is for the fucking birds.