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MommaDoc's avatar

I don’t know who will try these cases but I say move like a bitch on them.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

It would take that kind of money to get me to spend 10 minutes with Bannon and Miller.

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subterrene's avatar

Yeah, everything about Guo shouts "high-level Chinese agent" to me. What better way to worm yourself into American politics than having all the appearances of being a billionaire (as we've already experienced)?

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Snarkrates's avatar

Yelling to the heavens that ol' Joe is awash in money from Gina, while secretly swan diving into vats of Renminbi--every Republican accusation is a confession.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Flooding the zone works, especially when you have a large captive media infrastructure.

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Worriedman's avatar

I have a little white dog. Can't say I've ever "swanned around" with him.

He's a good dog !

https://substack.com/@brawlatthepoetscafe/note/c-51828442?r=insr

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

Nice dog

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Cat Cafe's avatar

He is just such an outrageously bad guy.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I want to invest my children's college money in this HCoin thingy, after all it has a guy smoking cigars which obviously means he's rich.

Or going to develop tongue cancer.

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tegrat's avatar

He must have some tales to tell, I would think.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Gotta say, as a 56-year-old white dude, I’m content with my absolute lack of rapping throughout my life, and my projected non-rapping for the rest of it. EXCEPT…I am not embarrassed to admit I know the entirety of Rappers’ Delight, and will spout it at the drop of a hat.

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Zap's avatar

Don't touch me 'cause I'm close to the edge.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Screaming about how China is our nation’s greatest threat while pocketing their money and giving guided tours around Mar-a-Lago is just peak MAGA.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump has been doing it for years. He showed them the way.

I can 100% guarantee that if you showed a MAGA cultist how much grifting Trumpworld has been doing with the Chinese, they would call it fake news.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Gettr? You brought 'er.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

I hardly know ‘er.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Oh, the bankruptcy court/trustees can be vicious when they find money they can claw back. Do eeet!

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James Baskin's avatar

The shit you can almost get away with.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

He's lived well for a long time and is probably in a soft lockup. As opposed to dead or in a Chinese prison. So a win?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Steve Wynn, who runs a casino in Macau"

and whose face is clinging on to dear life.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Too bad he left the RNC before Lara got there. She could have mounted his head on her wall.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

and he wouldn't have seen it coming...

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Forget about the Biden Crime Family, the Trump-verse got so much China the house rattles for ten minutes if you shut the door too hard.

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tek's avatar

I'm starting to get the feeling that The Biden Crime Family is 100% pure projection.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

stg in my next life I want to be the CEO of some billionaire's grifty bullshit bc this working for a living is for the fucking birds.

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